It’s that time, once again, where we dive deep into the cesspool that is Facebook. Names have been removed to protect the stupid.
Saturday started with such beautiful, beautiful promise.
It all went to shit, of course. But beautiful, beautiful promise.
THE APPETIZER: MORE LIKE MIKE POOPS IMO
Can't believe it took us five plays to score on those guys.
It began so well for the Sooners. But we, the intrepid capital j Journalists of Smoking Musket Dot Com saw through the ruse.
it's with a heavy heart that i inform y'all that oklahoma is better than iowa state— SPOOKING MUSKET ⬆ (@SmokingMusket) October 7, 2017
This is not OU football. Where's the swagger? Where are the bullies? Where are the kick them in the mouth guys?
Once again a Back Up QB leads a offense, with swag against a Mike Stoops defense.
Hopefully CeeDee and Abul are healthy next week, we will need ever offensive weapon to outscore a pathetic, handicapped, offense Texass team. As bad as they are on offense, they will move against this crap.
Im totally embarrassed to call my self a Oklahoma fan after getting beat by a average football team in iowa state almost getting beat by Baylor what is Oklahoma doing?? I think they thought they had it made but they better wake up fast cause texas is good enough to make Oklahoma look stuipid and if you lose 2 games back to back oklahoma fans are gunna be screaming for a new football coach sad to say but its time for mike stoops to go he isn’t getting the job done and unless you do want beating ohio state to be the highlight of the season its time to bench Jordan Thomas hes had 2 bad games and couldnt cover a average highschool receiver im ebarrassed for the program the last 2 weeks have not been Oklahoma football at all
AND IT SEEMS LIKE OTHER SCHOOLS HAVE UNIFORM TAKES TOO
The alternative uniforms stink!! One of the ugliest things I have ever seen. We look like Nebraska, if the Nebraska athletic department were bankrupt. Is there anything you won’t do for the holly dollar? Shame on you!
MAIN COURSE: #NoConspiracyTheories
Let’s think here a second.(Late hit out of bounds, reverse.)(Offensive pass interference, Really?) (Interception by West Virginia, Reversed) Really ? These Officials should not be aloud to get away with that! Did I mention our KICKER MOLINA THE MORON SUCKS.
1. Money is killing the game. 2. The Big 12 doesn’t like WVU or it’s coach. 3. WVU shouldn’t be in the Big 12 anyway. 4. Common sense in the world is gone. 5. Coaches salaries are way too high. 6. Our special teams have been terrible for years since even before the DeForest fiasco and it’s never been addressed adequately, so we deserved to lose
Get out of the Big 12 and find someone as head coach that actually likes being a Mountaineer
Anniversary dinner with my wonderful wife of 50 years pic.twitter.com/qqL3hapVzv— Steve Holgorsen (@sholgorsen) October 9, 2017
Nope. No way does Dana, or any of his family, like being in West Virginia. And there’s absolutely no way any of them have embraced the West Virginia culture.
THE HOT TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS HOT TOP FIVE OF THE WEEK OF THE YEAR
NUMBER FIVE: “THE WEEKLY ‘WVU NEEDS TO GET TO THE ACC’ COMMENT I SEE FIVE MINUTES AFTER BROWSING FACEBOOK
WVU NEEDS TO GET TO THE ACC. Better refs. Larger fan base. Closer for our fans to travel to games.
NUMBER FOUR: “THE MORBID”
My uncle lived 86 years and always wished he would see WVU win it all. He died a month ago, and it looks like I will die before seeing them win it all.
NUMBER THREE: “THE I’M CREDITING YOU FOR GOOD USE OF BAMBOOZLED”
WE. GOTZ. BAMBOOZLED.
NUMBER TWO: “THE WVUNITE IS A DONKEY”
You are the Donkey whoever is writing this crap. This game was stolen and you know it. Get a life, old geezer.
NUMBER ONE: “THE WHAT NOW”
The West Virginia Mountaineers play Great against Ranked Teams. The Big Problem is when The West Virginia Mountaineers play against Ranked 100 or Worse in The Country. Both loses this Season were against #121 Virginia Tech Hoagies and #109 Texas Citchen Corndogs. Other than thatThe West Virginia Mountaineers would be doing Great.