When it's a Saturday night in Morgantown, but you understand pizza is life


File this one under things you'll likely only see in Morgantown, WV. A brawl broke out inside Casa D'Amici, but this guy understood where his real priorities were. To that, sir, we salute you. You're a great Mountaineer.

Side note: If anyone knows this gentleman, I'd like to talk to him. I have so many questions to ask.