Waldorf: The season’s about month and a half old, and those teams in the Big 12 aren’t half bad!
Statler: You’re right, they’re all bad!
Waldorf: I just applied to be a Big 12 referee.
Statler: Why the hell would you do that?
Waldorf: I won’t have to watch the games anymore!
Waldorf: Looks like Texas’ defense decided not to show up again!
Statler: That makes them smarter than both of us!
Waldorf: You know, sometimes I need a week off from this conference.
Statler: Why don’t you move to Lawrence?
Waldorf: Looks like another team slept through the first three quarters against Iowa State.
Statler: Joke’s on you! You stayed up and watched it!
Waldorf: Bill Snyder doing this for 27 years is amazing.
Statler: I know, these games barely keep me awake for 27 seconds!
Waldorf: Did you see how many penalties Texas Tech had?
Statler: You’d think watching their own defense would be penalty enough.
Statler: This league is awful!
Waldorf: See you next week?
Statler: Of course.