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West Virginia Mountaineers v. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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We all know Week 1 against the Sun Belt Champion Georgia Southern Eagles was going to be tricky, but we didn't know it was gonna be THIS tricky.

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It's about the time of the year to start sharpening up on this year's opponents. Week 1: Georgia Southern. Where else to start other than the always trusted Wikipedia?

gsu1

Hmm.... that's odd. That can't be right.

gsu2

No. This cannot be.

gsu3

WHAT

gsu4

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gsu5

WE NOT ONLY HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST A LEGITIMATELY GOOD TEAM IN GEORGIA SOUTHERN, BUT WE HAVE TO FACE AMERICA? SURELY THE MARCHING BAND DOESN'T PLAY THE FINAL COUNTDOWN WHILE FREEDOM FLIES AROUND THE STADIUM.

WE ARE GOING TO LOSE.