It's about the time of the year to start sharpening up on this year's opponents. Week 1: Georgia Southern. Where else to start other than the always trusted Wikipedia?
Hmm.... that's odd. That can't be right.
No. This cannot be.
WE NOT ONLY HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST A LEGITIMATELY GOOD TEAM IN GEORGIA SOUTHERN, BUT WE HAVE TO FACE AMERICA? SURELY THE MARCHING BAND DOESN'T PLAY THE FINAL COUNTDOWN WHILE FREEDOM FLIES AROUND THE STADIUM.
WE ARE GOING TO LOSE.