Gordon Gee Has A Plan For This Riot Ball

Robert, Dan, I set up this teleconference to go over a few things with you about the new athletic director.

You can call me Bob.

My name is Dana, boss. It's short for the Nordic name, Bogdana, among others.

You think I don't know that? I was tying bow ties before you got your first sugar high, son.

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Now as I was saying, we hired a new athletic director. Shane Lyons is a WV native and alumus of our great university. I know you boys liked to have a good time with Oliver. I would just hope that you would show Shane the same hospitality. After all, he's one of us.

So, Jagermeister?

With a splash of Redbull?

Limo service?

To and from the nearest casino?

Yes, yes. That Oliver Luck was blessed to have you two around. But coming from Alabama you can understand that besides wanting to have a good time, Mr. Lyons is also a bottom line guy.

My kind of guy.

Shit!

Now Dana, you made a good showing against Bama. You have nothing to worry about...at least this year.

Oh gee, thanks for the pep talk.

Gordon or Mr. Gee if you don't mind.

Robbie, Mr. Lyons is going to be in attendance this weekend for the Riot Ball and we've put together a little graphics thing for the pre game when we will introduce him as the new AD.

You can call me Bob.

You say tomato and I say tomato. Look Bobert, this is a real big deal to me and I'd appreciate it if you could do something to make sure we win.

A little something to get into the Cyclones head before the game?

Yeah! Mess around with that Hoiburger guy.

I've got the perfect idea boss. Don't worry about a thing...