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Gordon Gee Has A Plan For This Riot Ball

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Gordon Gee has a plan on how to introduce WVU AD Shane Lyons to Mountaineer fans at this weekend's WVU-Iowa State game.

gordon gee
Robert, Dan, I set up this teleconference to go over a few things with you about the new athletic director.

Huggs
You can call me Bob.

Dana
My name is Dana, boss. It's short for the Nordic name, Bogdana, among others.

gordon gee
You think I don't know that? I was tying bow ties before you got your first sugar high, son.

Dana
...

gordon gee
Now as I was saying, we hired a new athletic director. Shane Lyons is a WV native and alumus of our great university. I know you boys liked to have a good time with Oliver. I would just hope that you would show Shane the same hospitality. After all, he's one of us.

Huggs
So, Jagermeister?

Dana
With a splash of Redbull?

Huggs
Limo service?

Dana
To and from the nearest casino?

gordon gee
Yes, yes. That Oliver Luck was blessed to have you two around. But coming from Alabama you can understand that besides wanting to have a good time, Mr. Lyons is also a bottom line guy.

Huggs
My kind of guy.

Dana
Shit!

gordon gee
Now Dana, you made a good showing against Bama. You have nothing to worry about...at least this year.

Dana
Oh gee, thanks for the pep talk.

gordon gee
Gordon or Mr. Gee if you don't mind.

gordon gee
Robbie, Mr. Lyons is going to be in attendance this weekend for the Riot Ball and we've put together a little graphics thing for the pre game when we will introduce him as the new AD.

Riot Ball Gif

Huggs
You can call me Bob.

gordon gee
You say tomato and I say tomato. Look Bobert, this is a real big deal to me and I'd appreciate it if you could do something to make sure we win.

Huggs
A little something to get into the Cyclones head before the game?

gordon gee
Yeah! Mess around with that Hoiburger guy.

Huggs
I've got the perfect idea boss. Don't worry about a thing...

Judo Gif