The LOL Board Fools Bob Stoops

Dana Holgorsen and Shannon Dawson sit down to design the play boards for the Oklahoma game.

...that damn dirty Bedenbaugh! He knows all our play calls. We're gonna have to do something special with the play boards this week to fool Oklahoma, Shannon.

...

DAWSON! Take that ridiculous thing off your head!

You said we need to do something special.

Not that kind of special, Shannon. Now take that thing off.

We need to get the ball to Kevin White.

Well thank you very much, Captain Obvious.

I'm not a captain. I'm an offensive coordinator

And a pirate.

You are not a freaking Pirate! Look, just because you met Mike Leach once doesn't mean you're part of the...just take that thing off!

Wait, watch what happens when I hold my breath.

Dammit Dawson!...secretary?

My name is Jane. What can I do for you?

Secretary, get on the phone and see if that blowup doll from the Airplane movie has any interest in being an offensive coordinator.

Okay. I'll be good.

Never mind, secretary.

My name is Jane. You coaches are all the same...

Alright Shannon, show me what you got for 4 verts.

I don't know Shannon. Seems kind of obvious to me. I like that you worked in the Red Bull and Almost Heaven. But it doesn't really disguise what we want to do with the ball.

Okay, try this one out.

What play is this?

(giggles)

Oh I get it. Nice one Shannon!

HEY!

Sorry coach. Didn't see you standing there.

You guys are so disrespectful.

What?

I just think I deserve a little respect.

What?

Respect! You know, R-E-S-P-E-C-T

(giggles)

I don't know why I even bother sometimes.

Come on  coach. You started it. Let's start over. Why don't you show us one of your play boards.

Alright smart asses, see if you can figure this one out.

So you're going to blitz a lot, hoping you can get to Clint before someone gets open?

How did you guess that?

(giggles)

Lucky guess. What about when you're on offence?

Draw play out of the pistol formation with an option to be a bartender at the Blue Oyster Club?

Screw you guys!

Alright Shannon, let's work on some screen passes to counter the blitz. I love it when he stops by.

(giggles)