DAWSON! Take that ridiculous thing off your head!
You said we need to do something special.
Not that kind of special, Shannon. Now take that thing off.
Well thank you very much, Captain Obvious.
I'm not a captain. I'm an offensive coordinator
You are not a freaking Pirate! Look, just because you met Mike Leach once doesn't mean you're part of the...just take that thing off!
Secretary, get on the phone and see if that blowup doll from the Airplane movie has any interest in being an offensive coordinator.
Okay. I'll be good.
Never mind, secretary.
My name is Jane. You coaches are all the same...
Alright Shannon, show me what you got for 4 verts.
I don't know Shannon. Seems kind of obvious to me. I like that you worked in the Red Bull and Almost Heaven. But it doesn't really disguise what we want to do with the ball.
Okay, try this one out.
What play is this?
Oh I get it. Nice one Shannon!
Sorry coach. Didn't see you standing there.
You guys are so disrespectful.
I just think I deserve a little respect.
Respect! You know, R-E-S-P-E-C-T
I don't know why I even bother sometimes.
Come on coach. You started it. Let's start over. Why don't you show us one of your play boards.
Alright smart asses, see if you can figure this one out.
So you're going to blitz a lot, hoping you can get to Clint before someone gets open?
How did you guess that?
Draw play out of the pistol formation with an option to be a bartender at the Blue Oyster Club?
Screw you guys!
Alright Shannon, let's work on some screen passes to counter the blitz. I love it when he stops by.