A Mountaineer Christmas Office Party

I hope everyone is having a great time! Before we get too crazy, I want to remind everyone that Coach Holgorsen and Coach Huggins have put together a safe ride home team. So let's don't have any DUIs tonight.

That's right Mr. Gee. Shannon, I'm real glad you could make it tonight. But I'm going to have to ask you to quit drinking. These people are going to need a safe ride home and that can't happen if you're drunk.

But I'm just starting to get warmed up.

Exactly. Now take that stupid bra off.

But it's secretary's going away present to me!

I have a name you know.

I said take it off.

Okay. But why do I have to work at my going away party.

It's not your going away party.

We're going to take care of all that in Memphis for you, Shannon. Just trust me. That's why I'm the coach and you're just the (makes quotes gesture with his hands) coordinator.

Yes, now that we have that out of the way let's all raise our glasses to the man of the hour, Oliver Luck.

Thank you all. It really is an honor to be here with you. I have to admit, though, I was really hoping that Mickey and Bob could have been here. It would be nice to bury the hatchet and end on a happy note.

I invited them.

Oh good! Hopefully they'll be along soon.

I wouldn't count on it. I invited them, but gave them a false address.

Where did you send them?

Haha! Let me tell ya...

Alright boys, enough talk. Let's get this party started!

Yeah! We're gonna get you Mardi Gras Casino drunk, Oliver.

Well, we're at least gonna get you Tuesday drunk.

What's Tuesday drunk, precious?

It's just like Monday drunk, really.

Two hours later...

Mary Chris errabuddy! I feel wonferdal!

Of course you do, boss.

Leths Goooo!...Leths Gooo...zzzzzzz

Okay Shannon, you're up.