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Outgoing WVU athletic director Oliver Luck enjoys one final night with the athletic department staff.

gordon
I hope everyone is having a great time! Before we get too crazy, I want to remind everyone that Coach Holgorsen and Coach Huggins have put together a safe ride home team. So let's don't have any DUIs tonight.

dana
That's right Mr. Gee. Shannon, I'm real glad you could make it tonight. But I'm going to have to ask you to quit drinking. These people are going to need a safe ride home and that can't happen if you're drunk.

dawson bra head
But I'm just starting to get warmed up.

dana
Exactly. Now take that stupid bra off.

dawson bra head
But it's secretary's going away present to me!

Jane
I have a name you know.

dana
I said take it off.

shannon
Okay. But why do I have to work at my going away party.

bob
It's not your going away party.

dana
We're going to take care of all that in Memphis for you, Shannon. Just trust me. That's why I'm the coach and you're just the (makes quotes gesture with his hands) coordinator.

gordon
Yes, now that we have that out of the way let's all raise our glasses to the man of the hour, Oliver Luck.

oliver
Thank you all. It really is an honor to be here with you. I have to admit, though, I was really hoping that Mickey and Bob could have been here. It would be nice to bury the hatchet and end on a happy note.

bob
I invited them.

oliver
Oh good! Hopefully they'll be along soon.

bob
I wouldn't count on it. I invited them, but gave them a false address.

oliver
Where did you send them?

bob
Haha! Let me tell ya...

blue oyster gif

gordon
Alright boys, enough talk. Let's get this party started!

dana
Yeah! We're gonna get you Mardi Gras Casino drunk, Oliver.

bob
Well, we're at least gonna get you Tuesday drunk.

gordon
What's Tuesday drunk, precious?

bob
It's just like Monday drunk, really.

Two hours later...

Oliver party is over
Mary Chris errabuddy! I feel wonferdal!

bob
Of course you do, boss.

Oliver party is over
Leths Goooo!...Leths Gooo...zzzzzzz

bob
Okay Shannon, you're up.