Scene: The KU athletic department offices before the start of the football season.
Yeeeeeeah. It's year three and I'm gonna need you to go ahead and start winning some games or let me know the ones I should invite the recruits in for. I've lost out on some good recruits over the past couple years because of you guys.
Later in the year after the loss to Duke.
Yeeeeah. You're going to have to check with HR about that. By the way, we're going to need to move you down to storage room B. There's some big recruits coming in this week and I'd rather they didn't talk to you.
(whispered) Okay. But if I don't get my check and a new turkey leg, I'm just going to have to throw the game against Texas for your big recruiting weekend.
The day after the Texas loss
Hey Charlie. Whaaaat's happening? I'm gonna need you to go ahead and clean out your desk and follow these security guards. The AD sent me down here to fire you.
Okay, but I didn't get my check or turkey leg.
Yeeeeeah. The boss said you would get your checks. Seemed pretty mad about it. But you'd have to get your own damn turkey leg. So what are you going to do with all that money?
I have a few ideas...