FELIZ NAVIDAD FROM SEÑOR JUAN STATEN

HOLA, BIENVENIDOS, AND FELIZ NAVIDAD. I AM HAPPY TO WELCOME MIS MOUNTAINEER AMIGOS TO MY HOME FOR CUMPLEAÑOS DE LA.... HOW DO YOU SAY.... BABY JESUS. THE CELEBRATION OF THE JESUS IS DIFFERENT HERE, BUT THE SPIRIT IS THE SAME.

SANTA HUGGS VISITS EVERY HOUSE IN MEXICO BY TRAVELING ROOFTOP TO ROOFTOP WITH HIS SLEIGH LED BY ARMADILLOS. ALL THE GOOD CHILDREN ARE BROUGHT "GET OFF THE TREADMILL FREE" CARDS (good at any Little General stores!) AND THE BAD NIÑOS GET JAMIE DIXON COMBOVERS. AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE DECORATED THE CHRISTMAS CACTUS IN THE FRONT YARD WITH THE TRADITIONAL SANTA HUGGS HATS AND I HAVE ON MY BEST HOLIDAY SOMBRERO Y PONCHO.

IT IS TIME FOR ME TO GET BACK TO THE HUEVO NOG. BE SAFE AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, AMIGOS.

VAMOS LOS MONTAÑEROS.