How do we hate Pitt?
Haiku is our tradition
Please add yours below
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Why did Jack hate Pitt?
Because Mom Fleming said to
His legacy lives
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Tie in '89
Kiss your sister, I think not
Was really a loss
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Driving through campus?
Hide your kids and hide your wife
Oakland is a hole
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Just the thought of Pitt
Makes me want to take a shit
Meal time for Panthers
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What time is it now?
No matter what the clock says
Pitt will always suck