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Don't Trust That Tiger

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Spencer has been warning us all year long not to trust the Clemson Tiger mascot, 8-Ball. We never thought we'd have to worry about such problems. But with the upcoming Orange Bowl match up between Clemson and West Virginia, it might be time to get know your foe. Because he may look charming and docile, but get a little closer and listen to what he says.

OMG DO I SMELL POPCORN I HAVEN'T EATEN FOR THREE DAYS YOU JUST KIND OF FORGET KID SOMETIMES BECAUSE YOU PARTY ROCK AND PARTY ROCK AND SOMETIMES YOU PARTY ROCK YOURSELF INTO THE NEXT WEEK AND THEN YOU WAKE UP IN SIERRA LEONE AND YOU'RE LIKE "HEY WHERE AM I" AND SOMEONE'S LIKE "LOL SIERRA LEONE" AND YOU GO "SHE SOUNDS PRETTY" BUT SHE'S NOT AND SHE'S FILLED WITH DUDES IN WEDDING DRESSES AND AK-47S AND YOU'RE LIKE THIS IS THE WORST WEDDING EVER AND SOME CHINESE GUY JUST HANGING OUT I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHO HANGS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF WEST AFRICA HELLHOLEISTAN WELL HE JUST WANTS TO TURN YOUR PENIS INTO BONER POWDER TO SELL TO CHINESE DUDES--

I don't even know what that means, but if you look a little closer at those eyes and watch this secret video we've uncovered, the truth becomes apparent.

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Aw man! Not in the library! Where's Carl Monday when you need him? Beware Mountaineer fans! Beware.