OK, so some ridiculously hippie-leaning environmental group is sponsoring a contest to rename WVU's mascot, since West Virginia apparently doesn't have any mountains left. Funny, as I look out my window, all I can see is mountains. I also drove from Charleston to Morgantown today and had to take quite a few turns -- it sure didn't feel like Kansas. But I digress.
Whatever your views on mountaintop removal, I think we can all agree that this is the stupidest contest in a long, long time. I really would like to win the contest and the $100, then burn it ceremoniously before the first football game. Or shove it up the group's collective ass. Either would work.
OK, so here's my challenge: win this contest. Win it so that this money and "respect" doesn't go to someone who truly believes the Mountaineer should have a new name. And post your ideas in the comments. Bonus points for snarkiness...obviously.