Usually, a calvalcade of witticisms would stream from my conciousness after seeing a picture like this, but I'm simply drawing a blank. I want to make fun of this guy -- I really do -- but he's just so stupid, I can't properly do it.
I mean, our mascot carries a loaded gun. Dayton's wears a jumpsuit with a belt. Not quite as intimidating.
Please, help me out here: make fun of this man.
[photo via daytonflyersfans.com]
