No, UConn not. Yes, UConn. UConn do it. We get it headline writers, UConn sounds very similar to "you can." Very clever.
Anyway you put it though, your 22nd ranked West Virginia Mountaineers play host to cancer-prone Jim Calhoun and his Connecticut Huskies tonight. May we beat them like rented mule. Or a woman who talks.
"Tonight we play UConn. Tonight, we beat UConn." - Bud Kilmer