A last minute change of plans has my
fuckbuddy girlfriend and myself heading to Heinz Field for the Backyard Brawl. I hope we win today.
I will also be carrying golf balls with Pitt logos on them. Why? If WVU needs a swing in momentum I will throw them on the field so Pitt gets a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. (I ain't Stewpid, are I??)