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Cleaning Out The Cobwebs

Now that my mom has cleaned up the Halloween decorations from my room, I figured I should clean out some thoughts and anger that have cluttered my mind. If you think Halloween movies are scary, just read on about the thoughts that randomly come into my head during the day.

Why do people yell at me to sit down when all the rows in front me are standing? You are not He-Man, the master of the universe, you selfish prick. I intentionally squeezed out a fart in that guys face in an attempt to make him stand-up.

I would really like to see the helmet Musket stickers come back. They may reward individual performances but they are guns and look sweet. The players should demand the right to wear them and if HCBS refuses they should claim it is a violation of their 2nd Amendment rights.

The fans/University should do a "white out" for Patrick White's final home game as a Mountaineer. He is the greatest football player in Mountaineer history and deserves something special. Sure, fans could bring their own white shirts but the University should just spend some money and give every fan entering the game a white t-shirt. It would probably cost $60,000 or so.

The University should use the money they are stealing from fans that attend the EXHIBITION game on Saturday to pay for the "white out." Are you seriously charging FULL PRICE for a fucking exhibition game? The game doesn't count and I bet not all the concession stands will be open.

I give them credit for making money but fuck you Pastilong it is an exhibition game, asshole. Similar to the Gold-Blue game, the money should go to charity, "The Pat White, White Out Game Charity."

Why don't girls give head anymore? I have heard a number of guys complain about this recently. Sometimes I would like to play a little game called Hurricane; I try to hold on while the girl blows like hell.

Did that old big boob lady that ran onto the field to kiss athletes die? If so then this girl should take her place because DANG those are huge knockers.