Sean Glennon is Virginia Tech's starting QB.
[Pause for laughter]
[Pause for more laughter]
[My spleen is starting to hurt due to all the laughter]
And that's not even the funny part.
Not only will Sean Glennon start for your Virginia Tech Hokies, wunderkind Tyrod Taylor is expected to redshirt this year. You remember Taylor, the guy who was apparently good enough to start games as a true freshman. Apparently that same player is now not good enough to even play as a true sophomore.
This will all play out in a press conference today at 1 PM, but Hokie message boards are already under martial law. It's ugly, even for VT fans.