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Get Your Shit Ready, We're Back

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Seriously, we're back. No, really. Back. As in posting again, trying to make people laugh (emphasis on trying).

We're a month away from football season, and finally we have that football feeling again. By the way, "that football feeling" is very much like the feeling you get leaving the bar with a fine young coed, minus the lingering burning sensation during urination. So, we're going to dust off The 25314 and 5th Year Senior, get them all hopped up on Mountain Dew and Quaaludes, and see what happens. I'm warning you, hijinx could ensue.