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Garrison Proclaims "Mission Accomplished"

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President Michael S. Garrison, standing proudly beside the mast of the USS West Virginia, announced today that WVU has prevailed in the war against the Heather Bresch scandal.

When asked exactly what had been accomplished, Garrison had no comment, except to say, "I still have a job."

At least for now.