In what might just perfectly sum up the West Virginia University experience, I give you this beer pong table.
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Basically, if you encapsulated all of my hopes and dreams into a piece of particle board and 2 by 4s, you would end up with this beer pong table.
In other news, this table is almost enough reason to actually party with engineering students. Almost. Nice try nerds.
PS: Props for Flo Rida.
PPS: If you can do the same thing, except with a naked woman instead of the flying WV, call me at 293-2821.
[Thanks to BCWVU]