...or crack, or meth, or something.
Seriously, what is this guy's problem? What did the world do to piss this guy off so badly? What drugs is he on? Because only an addict or an angry man could conceive of an AP Top 25 Ballot so silly that it makes my hair hurt.
If you remember, we've already had our problems with this guy before. We just assumed he was experimenting and eventually he would grow out of this drug phase. We were wrong.
Take it away this week, crackhead:
1. LSUOK, I'm just going to stop right there. LSU lost last week. That's all I need to say.
This guy is a fucking joke. Take his guns and his vote away from him. If he keeps sending in these polls, by the end of the season he's going to be involved in a standoff at a ranch somewhere outside of San Jose. My bet is on the ATF, not Jon Wilner.