Matt Grothe has his own website. If that wasn't the funniest thing you've ever heard, Matt Grothe also has his own rap song. Sung by Bulls kicker/Special Olympian Delbert Alvarado. Hilarity ensues.
Welcome to MattGrothe.com, the Internet's #1 source of news, information, and multimedia on University of South Florida sophomore quarterback Matt Grothe!Fuck, I wonder what's #2?
For my money, nothing gets you street cred in the rap game quite like missing 4 field goals in one half. And if that's not enough, having the first name Delbert usually does it. Shit, with a name like that, you're about 1000% more likely to be hung off a balcony by Suge Knight than have a hit track.