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College Football News Roundup: 12/19/11
Here is a look at what's going on today in the world of College Football. Kevin Sumlin has his first recruit. He is Oklahoma freshman running back Brandon Williams. Williams, a five-star recruit coming out of Brookshire, was on Texas A&M's campus Saturday and said that he was transferring to A&M...
jones Top Ten 2011 Season in Review
Welcome to the first annual Jones Top Ten season in review. What follows replaces the annual bowl preview, largely because the bowl season sucks. Outside of a handful of games, any given Saturday during the conference season is more compelling than the almost endless exhibition of 7-5 versus 6-6...
Barking Carnival’s College Football Viewing Guide: Week 6
I’m keeping the number of games in the slate this weekend relatively lean. The majority of this readership has a rivalry and some hate to focus on. Moreover, the docket is top heavy this week with little depth in terms of good games. Join me, won't you? All times Central – where we’d eat your...
jones Top Ten - Week Five - 2011
Robert Fulghum did his best to convince us that everything we needed to know we learned in kindergarten. We are supposed to share and take our turn and be kind and, perhaps most importantly, not to take joy in the misfortune of others. College football fans tend to suspend this last one on fall...
Muschamp: I watched the Entire Strikes Back
A reporter in Gainesville made the mistake of dropping a Star Wars reference on Will Muschamp during a media session yesterday. Classic folksy Muschamp playing the dumb guy from Georgia while simultaneously plotting a zone blitz from the planet Sith that blitzes six while leaving everyone covered....
BCS Week 4 -- Kicking Off a New Season
Bad economy got you sad? Market meltdown freaking you out? Rumors of rogue traders at European banks rattling your confidence? Starting to see a few more foreclosures and short sales pop up on your block? Wait a minute, let me think about this some more. Oklahoma is number 1 early, Florida is...
jones Top Ten - Week Four - 2011
The storefront reads "In God We Trust." It’s written in biblical/motivational font on a functional building in a dilapidated strip center. I assume it is either a Charismatic church of some sort, or else it is a very clever front for a counterfeiting operation. Or was I should say. There is a FOR...
jones Top Ten - Week Three - 2011
Every time the Eagles’ Desperado comes on, it raises my stress level. This happens in some odd places, like behind the customer service desk at my neighborhood grocer where the girls are listening to some soft hits of the 70s and 80s channel. I think it’s called Magic 95.5 in my town, but I...
The S.E.C. is D.O.A. and This is W.H.Y.
There is a misunderstanding that needs attention. Whenever this happens, we dispatch a few Barkers to clean it up the problem quickly and efficiently like Harvey Keitel, except we are clothed. ~V Understanding Primitive Cultures ~ nobis60 A hallmark of many primitive cultures is the prevalence of...
SB Nation Conference Re-draft: Round 3 Complete
Here are the third round selections. BC Interruption: UCLA Black Heart Gold Pants: Virginia Tech Team Speed Kills: Nebraska Big East Coast Bias: wait for it ... LOUISVILLE House of Sparky: Oregon Red Cup Rebellion: North Carolina We officially sanction the last two selections. The NCAA does...
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