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For me, this is one of the most annoying days of the year.  The re-tards from western Kentucky come up I-64 thinking they are big shots.  They walk around Charleston with their ugly green shirts barely covering their big fat bellies and look like they have not shaved in weeks, and that is the women. They are nasty.

Anyway, for those of you watching the game use the comment section below to insult Marshall and comment during the game.

Let's GOOOO Mountaineers!!

OK, so we all knew going in that the Gator Bowl would be mostly a circus.  Bobby Bowden this, Bobby Bowden that.  Not only did the man cure cancer, he found a way to win 800+ football games in his spare time, nevermind that his total win tally is retreating with NCAA sanctions.

Like I said, we all knew it was going to be all about Bobby.  But really, Sir Bowden, did you need to start the victory parade in the middle of the third quarter?  I'm exaggerating, of course, but not by a ton.  With two minutes left in the game, Bowden did his best to look like he was campaigning for future office: shaking hands, kissing babies, and dry humping Deion Sanders.

I don't care how great a career you've had, can you do us a favor and wait until the end of the game before you start giving your hall of fame speech?  Even Bill Stewart looked pissed, only stopping to shake hands and share recipes  with Bowden at midfield for a season-low 8 seconds.  And if you've managed to piss Stew off, you know you've fucked up mightily.

Although, it seemed pretty clear that Bowden didn't give a shit, which makes him a, you guessed it, penis.

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West Virginia fans were over "the school down south" the second that game ended.  The school down south, on the other hand, is still not over the fact that they, yet again, got embarrassed by the Mountaineers. 

Marshall's season ended with a sound defeat at the hand of the Mountaineers.  Prime example of this fact is Saturday's game at "The Joan" brought in an eye popping 18,800 "fans."  Rumor out of Huntington, however, is that there were actually only 9,400 fans in the stands, but everyone was so fat they had to be counted as two people.

So why am I talking about Marshall if we were over them a few weeks back?  Well, my friends, Chuck Landon is at it again, and I just could not let his idiocy continue....

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Sorry, I couldn't wait til tomorrow to post this one.

For all the Auburn fans that have taken it upon themselves to visit the site and make their opinions of Mountaineer football known, I put together a handy guide for this Saturday's upcoming game.  Just a refresher course in recent history, if you will.  Enjoy!

This happened last year:

...and this happened last year...

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...oh, and I'm pretty sure this happened last year, too...

...So, the next time you decide to talk shit about anything, please remember that we own you.  No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

OWNED...  WVU 34 aubarn 17.

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Roll Tide, is the battle cry we will hear all weekend as we travel deep into SEC country.  Wait, is that right?  Eh, who cares, Auburn and Alabama love each other.  I don't even think the "Iron Bowl" is considered a rivalry.  Besides, any bowl named after a wife's main job around the house just seems lame to me.  They are still ass backwards in the south.

They can yell "War Damn Eagle" or "Roll Tide" all they want because they won't be able to drown out the singing of Country Roads as Mountaineer fans exit the stadium after a WVU victory. 

For the legions of Mountaineer fans traveling to Auburn and those staying at home, here is some information about Auburn we should all know. 

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As you noticed in our Pick 'Em Gauntlet post from yesterday, all of this site's authors have us covering the 6.5 points.  Sure, we got blown out last year, but ECU is a team that we are 17-3 against all-time, including going undefeated at home.  This is a game we should win, and obviously a game we must absolutely win.

But the more important question is: what do you think?  Give me your idea on how this game will play out, including score, key plays, etc.  Even if you think we'll (gasp!) lose, which isn't happening, but whatever.  Go to work.