Pitt Sucks

Pitt Fans Are Confident

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Usually, before a game, especially a rivalry game as heated as WVU vs. Pitt, you have your typical shit talking. Usually, knowing Pitt fans, it's your same, run-of-the-mill,...

It's PITT Week

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This is what we live for here at WBGV. Not only is it Pitt Week, it's the 100th playing of Pitt Week (we've been around to cover 96 of those). Oh yeah, and a trip to the National Championship is...

Vanity Plate Hell

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There's been a run on vanity plays to "celebrate" Pitt's 2007 sports season. Some are funny, some are cries for help. But they're all real. As real as Jessica Alba's love for me, restraining...

Save Dave: Contract Extension?

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Dave Wannstedt is actually talking about a contract extension: "I’m going to be here, I have had very good conversations with the chancellor," an upbeat Wannstedt said yesterday. "We’ve spoken...

Closeout Wannstedt Merchandise

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Surely, after last night, Dave Wannstedt has NO chance of being retained as head coach at Pitt.That's bad news for us on two different fronts. One, it means Pitt might eventually hire a real...

Pitt's Announced Attendance: 30,103

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Yeah, right.If there were 30,103 at last night's game, then there were 30,103 at the rest of these games:

Pitt Is Worse At Football Than This

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It seems appropriate, especially after this latest Pitt debacle, that we revive this series.If you're scoring at home, this video features Rockapella, Kevin Sorbo, Razelle, jherri curls, 3 homeless...

Yeah, This Pretty Much Sums Up Pitt Football

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You have to watch for a little while, but here's what happens:1. Celtic scores rebound goal.2. Scottish announcers have an unintelligible conversation about said goal.3. Celtic supporter runs...

What Do Pitt Football And This Monstrosity Have In Common?

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Ladies and gentlemen, shield your eyes. In good conscience, I can't say that Pitt football is worse than this. That would be a lie.Let's just say they are equally as bad.

This Would Work On Pitt

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I really hope Grambling tries this on September 8th. The resulting interview with Dave Wannstedt at halftime or after the game would just be priceless.Interviewer: "So coach, how about that trick...

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