Oliver Luck And Dana Holgorsen Explain The Orange Bowl To Doc Holliday

Scene: Miramar High School

Lady-holiday_medium Excuse me, Oliver. Is there something wrong?

Olie-geno_medium The data on the bowl is inaccurate.

Lady-holiday_medium How's that?

Olie-geno_medium Well, I just happened to see a 70 point beatdow..

Dana-mtneer_medium We.

Olie-geno_medium ... Sorry, Dana. We...

Dana-mtneer_medium Thank you.

Olie-geno_medium ...happened to see Clemson do a four G negative dive and lose 70-33 to us.

Lady-holiday_medium Where did you see this?

Olie-geno_medium That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Lady-holiday_medium I have Top Secret clearance. The NCAA sees to it that I know more than you.

Olie-geno_medium Well, it doesn't seem to be the case now, does it? But seriously, you...know more than me? Puh-lease...I'm a Rhodes Scholar Finalist.

Lady-holiday_medium So, where exactly were you?

Olie-geno_medium The Orange Bowl pressbox...DUH. We started up on their six, up by a few when they got close to the goal-line looking to re-take the lead. Then Darwin Cook scored for us, and we just kept scoring almost at will.

Lady-holiday_medium If they were on offense how did Cook get the ball?

Olie-geno_medium Doug Rigg stripped it.

Bobstoops2_medium Bullshit.

Dana-mtneer_medium No, he did, man. It was a really great move.

Lady-holiday_medium You were down in a BCS bowl game to the ACC "champions", only had 14 points after the first quarter and somehow scored 70 points, with a quarterback and others that I helped recruit?

Olie-geno_medium Yes, ma'am.

Lady-holiday_medium At what range?

Olie-geno_medium Range? It was a GD football field.

Dana-mtneer_medium I have a great Polaroid of it:


(Photo by J. Meric/Getty Images)

Olie-geno_medium It was a nice picture.

Lady-holiday_medium Oliver, What were you doing there?

Olie-geno_medium Communicating. Keeping up intercollegiate relations. I was, you know, giving Dabo the bird.

Topgun_medium You know, f#$% Clemson?.

Lady-holiday_medium I know f#$% Clemson, Dana.

Dana-mtneer_medium I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Lady-holiday_medium So you're the one?

Top-gun-2-writers1_medium Yes, ma'am.

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