Scene: Miramar High School
Excuse me, Oliver. Is there something wrong?
The data on the bowl is inaccurate.
Well, I just happened to see a 70 point beatdow..
... Sorry, Dana. We...
...happened to see Clemson do a four G negative dive and lose 70-33 to us.
Where did you see this?
That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
I have Top Secret clearance. The NCAA sees to it that I know more than you.
Well, it doesn't seem to be the case now, does it? But seriously, you...know more than me? Puh-lease...I'm a Rhodes Scholar Finalist.
So, where exactly were you?
The Orange Bowl pressbox...DUH. We started up on their six, up by a few when they got close to the goal-line looking to re-take the lead. Then Darwin Cook scored for us, and we just kept scoring almost at will.
If they were on offense how did Cook get the ball?
Doug Rigg stripped it.
No, he did, man. It was a really great move.
You were down in a BCS bowl game to the ACC "champions", only had 14 points after the first quarter and somehow scored 70 points, with a quarterback and others that I helped recruit?
At what range?
Range? It was a GD football field.
I have a great Polaroid of it:
(Photo by J. Meric/Getty Images)
It was a nice picture.
Oliver, What were you doing there?
Communicating. Keeping up intercollegiate relations. I was, you know, giving Dabo the bird.
You know, f#$% Clemson?.
I know f#$% Clemson, Dana.
I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry. Excuse me.
So you're the one?