Scene: Office of Kansas Athletic Director Sheahon Zenger.

Charlie, come on in and shut the door.

You wanted to see me Mr. Zenger?

Yeah Charlie, I've got a mission for you.

Oh goodie! I love Mission! I like the Enchiladas the best.

You....What? I'm not talking about food. I'm talking about sending you on a mission to spy on Dana Holgorsen.

Sounds fun. Hey boss, how do you do that thing with your teeth?

Teeth?

You know, that thing where your teeth stick out like a smile, but not.

Well, I just dry this finger off and rub it across my top teeth so my lip sticks to the top of my teeth.

Wow, I never would have thought to do that.

Look Charlie let's try to stay focused on the mission at hand and not on my teeth.

Right! You want me to sneak up on him and give him the El Nino?

El Nino?

No! I don't even know what good that would do. I want you to study the man. Find his weaknesses and use them to exploit his team on Saturday.

Right boss.

And Charlie, don't let him see you. If he see's you, he will make you pay.

Sure thing Mr. Z!

Later that day at a Morgantown restaurant...