Sometimes it's hard being Dana Holgorsen. Men want to be him and women want to be with him. Always just a little more creative than the next guy. But for years, Tommy Tuberville has played second fiddle to someone or something. While at Auburn, no matter that he had a winning record against Alabama, he was always looking up to the 800 lb Elephant in the state. Now, he's in the shadow of Texas.
Years of this have left him bitter and envious. Since taking the job at Texas Tech, he has resorted to dressing up like the Hamburglar. Building a reputation by stealing the hamburgers of lesser competition. But now he's up against the man with the skullet of destiny. The man that turns good defenses into Tapioca pudding and laughs at his opponents misfortune. The Schwartz is strong with Holgorsen. A lesson Tubberville will learn all too soon. But it won't be soon enough.