Make Your Own Mediation Rules
With West Virginia and the Big East ordered into non-binding mediation, hopes are certainly high that an end to our long national nightmare might be close at hand. I'm not breaking anything here, because I don't know anything about it. Mitch Vingle seems to, though. I'm thinking about what the mediation process might look like.
In reality, it's doubtful that both Luck and Marinatto would be present. More likely it's a table full of attorneys going through the motions. And that just doesn't sound fun to me. It should have the gravity and excitement that baseball wished the all-star game had.
If I'm making my own mediation process, it starts with Madison Square Garden. No time limit. Winner take all. You were born for this, Mr. Luck. Sure you have the mental advantage as well. But nothing short of a three count is going to ease the blood lust built up over this decision. Okay I'm kidding about the blood lust thing. But there are quite a few schedule makers impatiently waiting on this outcome.

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This is incredible.
I especially like how OL’s face changes from grimace to smile when he leg drops Marinatto. Strong work.
We do not live to be able to eat and make money. We eat and make money to be able to enjoy life. That is what life means and that is what it is for.
--George Leigh Mallory
Thanks Wyo
Wish I could have gotten the skin color, but no on is as tan as the Hulk. Certainly not OL.
I think you should've used Hogan bodyslamming Andre the Giant
be more accurate
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Clemson should've stopped turning the ball over" Dana Holgorsen when asked about running up the score in the Orange Bowl
Bruno San Martino
would probably be the best body match for Marinatto. Or Adrian Adonis. Hehehe! I’d be happy to gif something up if anyone has any other ideas about what the mediation should look like. Doesn’t have to be wrestling. Maybe quick draw or a duel.
How about arm wrestling
take a clip from “Over The Top”. OL is Stalone and some big fat guy in the bar is Marinatto.
For what it's worth...
by Something Witty on Jan 23, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't even think about the kid in the movie
Adding Andy Luck was GENIOUS!
For what it's worth...
by Something Witty on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
Who is this John Radcliff? He is sick!
I can see that WVU is going to be a serious upgrade from aggy! Both clips were hilarious.
"We're Texas. We don’t derive our value or self-definition from conference affiliation.
If that strikes people as cocky, so what? It’s also true. None of us will chant our conference’s name when we have an off year and Texas Tech wins their bowl game. Our definition of self comes from us – not our conference, not our rivals, not media perception.
thanks man
Im still learning. When i can put nick saban’s head on a midgit wrestling…Mick Cronin knows what’s coming.
by JohnRadcliff on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

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