Sometimes reality is so much funnier than anything we could make up.  That it was reported by Chuck Landon makes it that much funnier.

Remember, there are C-USA coaches already posing the rhetorical question: What does Marshall bring to the league?  This inexcusable no-show at the conference's football media event just fuels that controversial fire.

...and from the comment section:

We've looked silly on the football field for 6 years.

I don't know that there is anything more that needs to be said, but I'll say it anyway.  Kickoff is Sunday, September 4th, at 3:30pm, Marshall.  Try not to keep us waiting.