Rumor, Rumor, and Innuendo

It all starts on a grassy knoll in Huntington. Someone is blowing smoke. "Where there is smoke there must also be fire", so say the conspiracy theorists, as they jump from the woodwork. There are rumors of a horror named Chuckie. Is he the one blowing smoke? The conspiracy theorists predict- --"Doom, Doom, Misery on Me!'

So begins, the summer days of our lives, as another soap opera opens for the summer season in the Mountain state.

We are left high and dry with little facts. We wait expectantly for the next episode.  Will Chuckie get his comeuppance!  Will Dana find truth and justice in a Mountaineer uniform!  Will Bill find peace and exoneration, as he heads for his final farewell! Stay tuned for the next episode of Mountaineer summer theater.

Nowhere in this great country will you find such fine summer fare. Don't you just love being a Mountaineer fan! What thrills! What excitement!  And the season hasn't even started!