I have told WVUIE97 to quit his job to focus more on the essentially non-paying gig that is this blog, but he just won't listen. Because of his stubborness, we're forced to wait -- I know, the nerve -- for our morning dose of cold, delicious Shotgun/Throwdown.
To pass the time, haikus! Whatever your heart desires about Mountaineer sports (or sports in general), feel free to express it, so long as it fits in the highly rigid 5-7-5 syllabic structure.
It was either this
or Words With Friends this morning
Flipped a coin -- this won