I have told WVUIE97 to quit his job to focus more on the essentially non-paying gig that is this blog, but he just won't listen.  Because of his stubborness, we're forced to wait -- I know, the nerve -- for our morning dose of cold, delicious Shotgun/Throwdown.

To pass the time, haikus!  Whatever your heart desires about Mountaineer sports (or sports in general), feel free to express it, so long as it fits in the highly rigid 5-7-5 syllabic structure.

It was either this

or Words With Friends this morning

Flipped a coin -- this won