Yes, I know, it hurts. It hurts bad.

Like in The Crying Game. Or Ace Ventura, Pet Detective where they make fun of The Crying Game, because I never saw the Crying Game because why the hell would I...? Note: Is it like me to make a reference to a movie I haven't seen and blindly hope it's applicable in some way? Yes, yes it is.

Either way, let's do what we do best and watch the games, get drunk, and make fun of everyone else. We don't have nice things, why should they? Snark is in your blood, you just need to let it out. Trust me, it will make you feel better. You might even forget WVU is no longer in the tournament. And if you haven't forgotten yet, have one more beer. It will really help. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Now, RELEASE THE SNARK!

OK, go!

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Seriously, go!

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Yes, you.