The Last Time WVU Played Clemson, The World Was Very Different

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Frank Young makes it rain on Clemson (2007 NIT Championship)

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WVU last played Clemson in the NIT Championship in 2007.  Joe Mazzulla played 7 minutes that night.  I don't want to say Joe Mazzulla is old, but I told him to act his age and he died. 

Joe Mazzulla is so old, his birth certificate has Roman Numerals on it.

Joe Mazzulla is so old, when he was a freshman, there was no history class. 

Let's buy some black market plutonium from the Libyans, fire up the flux capacitor and take a look at what the world was like the last time WVU played Clemson, in 2007:

Number One Movie: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Number One Song: Glamorous

President: George W. Bush

Governor: Joe Manchin

Basketball Coach: John Beilein

Football Coach: Rich Rodriguez

WVU President: David Hardesty

Athletic Director: Ed Pastilong

Mike Gansey Status: Living in a bedroom above the Beilein's garage

Number of arrests for Joe Mazzulla: 0

Prices in 2007:

Gallon of milk:
About $3.50

Gallon of gas:
About $3

Loaf of bread:

About $2.50

Movie Ticket:

About $7

College Education:
Public: $6,185 Private: $23,712

House

About $300K by year end

Car:

$28,000 new, $13,000 used

Diaper:

25 cents per disposable diaper

Babysitter:

$12 per hour (over 18)

Sunday Newspaper:

About $1.50

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Postage Stamp:
$.41 for a first class stamp

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