Serial Killer Otto The Orange Meets His Match
by WVUIE97 on Oct 19, 2011 8:27 PM EDT
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PrintLast year, just before the WVU/Syracuse game, we exposed Otto the Orange to be a dangerous serial killer. Little did we realize then, as we now know, that he was in the midst of a homecoming rampage that included South Florida, us and Cincinnati a week later.
[image by The Borkowski via Nunesmagician.com]
Look at that picture. LOOK AT IT!!!! No remorse. Completely smug, satisfied and hungry for more. Those may look like scepters, but make no mistake. Those are deadly spears!
Otto and his trusty sidekick Doug Marrone were able to infiltrate Milan Puskar Stadium last season and leave Morgantown with what was rightfully ours. But this year, there's a new sheriff in command of WVU Football and he's aiming to avenge last year, bring back the Schwartzwalder Trophy to it's rightful home and bring Otto to justice...once and for all:
That's right! It's Holgorsen, Football Ranger!! And he's bringing Hell Chipotle with him!!
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HUGE props and thanks
To Borkowski for allowing us to use the top image!!
If any of our readers can (or know of someone) do work half as good as that, please put them in touch with me
I had Chipotle on Friday, Sunday and today, just to make sure I covered my bases.
If I can find one along the way Friday, I may eat there again. You can never be too sure with these things.
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@CountryRoadsWV
You really should find an air intake at the dome
and dump a little Chipotle in and watch the aroma of fear take hold of the crowd. So glad you mixed that in WVUIE97.
Chipotle is good
until you go to Habanero in Martinsburg
by ShadyMountaineer on Oct 20, 2011 7:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I've been to Habanero.
And Neato Burrito. And Qdoba. And Moe’s. And Black Bear. And Cardona’s.
Nothing compares to Chipotle.
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@CountryRoadsWV
by Country Roads on Oct 20, 2011 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions
and i forgot
To thank you for the short notice photoshop, so THANKS!
by WVUIE97 on Oct 19, 2011 11:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Well done!
The Demise of Otto the Orange:
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 20, 2011 6:27 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
the oranges are sad
Son, that’s Pitt. You hate Pitt now. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die. After that, you will hate Pitt for eternity.’ — Jack Fleming’s Mom
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