I was gonna put a picture here but didn't want to dress down the place
Today we are having fun insulting that school down South. Many of you have been tweeting away, but for those of you who don't tweet, fire at will in the comments section. There's a rundown after the jump of the insults so far (I don't judge, I just list 'em). I'll try to update several times through the afternoon.
You consider winning the cheerleader challenge as revenge for both bball teams losing to WVU. #youaremarshall
You claim a share of the 06 hoops NC bc you beat wvu, who beat ucla, who beat alabama, who beat national champ florida.
@SmokingMusket: Asst. at Pitt to HC in Huntington, it's a lateral move of suck #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket because you suck at everything and will always play seconds to WVU. #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket The best thing about you is a movie. #youaremarshall
You claim to be better than WVU, yet get dome-rocked every year in football and basketball. #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket You tried to offer your HC job to McConaughey before settling on Doc. #YouAreMarshall
The day you make it into a BCS conference is the day we lose our war to the aliens and civilization ends. #youaremarshall
Five Guys is listed in the Huntington Visitor's Guide before your school. #youaremarshall
WVU fans wake up in the morning and piss excellence. You wake up in the morning and piss Crisco #youaremarshall
RT @SmokingMusket The day you make it into a BCS conference is the day we lose our war to the aliens and civilization ends. #youaremarshall
Can't be offended about all the jokes at your expense because you don't have the internet. #youaremarshall
The Huntington Mall sells more gold'n blue than green and white #youaremarshall
You are not Tech, You are not Pitt, You are not our rival, #youaremarshall
It's 9:00 AM and Pitt still sucks. It's also 9:00 AM and you're still not our rival. #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket 3 of your all-time wins are actually close losses #youaremarshall
Huntington Prep would have a better chance tonight. #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket playing in the civic center is a facilities upgrade #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket WVU = Huggs. #youaremarshall = a Florida school's next coach.
I almost don't want to go to tonight's game because Marshall is playing. #youaremarshall
My dad said he would buy me a brand new car if I commuted to Marshall. I picked no car and WVU. #youaremarshall
I always got confused when the students would chant "We Are Marshall," like they were proud of that. Low standards, I guess. #youaremarshall
WVU wins championships. You just play for them #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket tonight's telecast featuring John "Bending" Sanders will be best announcing crew to do a MU game all year #youaremarshall
In those commercials, you're the dumbass who didn't go to Jared. #youaremarshall
After tonight don't forget...unfortunately #youaremarshall still.
Ricky Gervais thinks you're a closeted gay Scientologist. #youaremarshall
When asked, former students lie and say they never went to college instead of admitting they graduated from Marshall. #youaremarshall
Tonight, Marshall triples their average attendance in one game. #youaremarshall
No, Marshall fans, the beer vendors at the Civic Center don't accept food stamps. #youaremarshall
wvu fans purchase season tickets for football to go to one game. Seats remain empty for all other games. #youaremarshall
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@SmokingMusket THe only intelligent thing in Huntington is the sign on I-64 that reads, "Morgantown: 207 miles." #youaremarshall
You proudly wear a shirt from krogers that says motor city bowl champs. #youaremarshall
Where just beating the spread = playing for championships. #youaremarshall
Breaking: Marshall has inked 10 year, $25 deal with ESPN to not be shown on TV. #youaremarshall
Capitol Classic - the only time Marshall gets put on tv. #WVU #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket "We Are Cabell County Community College" may not roll off the tounge, but it is truer. #youaremarshall
hey turd fans!! howd u blow that lead u had against #wvu in football this year?? oh thats right i forgot, #youaremarshall bahahahaha
"Hey, this game was competitive during the Beilein years. Remember that? Yeah, baby." #youaremarshall
Marshall students plan to rush the court at halftime if they're down by less than 10. #youaremarshall
Marshall is the only school where you can major in smoking crack #youaremarshall
Your most visible fan is a mullet in a white suit #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket Pitt eats all the sh*t and leaves nothing for you. #youaremarshall
Would rather play in the CollegeInsider.com tournament than the NIT. #YouAreMarshall
Marshall- the reason the Capital Classic isn't show outside of West Virginia. #YouAreMarshall
remember #youaremarshall. Always the little brother. #wvu
i wonder if #marshall is okay with #pennstate stealing their "we are marshall" chant?? oh wait #youaremarshall and theres nothing u can do!!
I'd b pissed if the Capitol Classic interrupts my regularly scheduled programming if it weren't for #WVU playing. #youaremarshall
It's ok to be mediocre. There's proof in Huntington #youaremarshall
I hear there's a storm coming to the area but it has nothing to do with thunder or 'the herd'. #youaremarshall
Getting beat in overtime was the biggest win in school history #youaremarshall
Doc Holiday doesn't know tonights playbook. #youaremarshall
10 wins is the definition of a successful season... in basketball #youaremarshall
I was going to post more on the subject, then I realized that "You are Marshall" is insulting enough for anyone. #youaremarshall
Lunch time. Be back after some Marshall grad finishes taking my order. #youaremarshall
Thanks for delivering my pizza Marshall Grad. #youaremarshall
Win over SMU helps ur RPI #youaremarshall
When asked, former students lie and say they never went to college instead of admitting they graduated from Marshall. #youaremarshall
Randy Moss is even ashamed to say where he played #youaremarshall #RandyU
Southern Cabell County Community College #youaremarshall
Considering yourself better than WVU by winning a D1-AA National Championship #youaremarshall
OJ Mayo and Patrick Patterson didn't even want to play at Marshall #youaremarshall
Ahmad Bradshaw was jus barrowing that PS2. #youaremarshall
Only time Marshall has a sold out game is when they play WVU #youaremarshall
Tailgating an hour before the game and drinking sweet tea #youaremarshall
If Randy Moss regrets doing it, you know it is bad #youaremarshall
If WVU is the Rolex of colleges in West Virginia, Marshall is just looking up at the sun and guessing. #youaremarshall
Filling up half the stadium that holds 30,000 people #youaremarshall
Mountain Oysters are the Mountaineers favorite dish! #youaremarshall
Little sister #youaremarshall
You are only relevant in West Virginia two days a year, when you play #WVU #youaremarshall
Taking a picture of the scoreboard at halftime n believing history is bout to be made, then lose #youaremarshall
To be able to say you never beat #WVU football #youaremarshall
WVU's sports writer @mikecasazza writes about WVU, your sports writer @chuckonsports writes about WVU #youaremarshall
Realizing how bored I must be to be tweeting about you #youaremarshall
Always copying #bigbrother, like the time the Marching Thunder started playing #CountryRoads..Then again, you are thieves; #youaremarshall
Copying WVU by calling your Student Section the "Marshall Maniacs" #YouAreMarshall
There's one Marshall fan if my office, and obviously, he's a complete douchebag. #youaremarshall
'Beat WVU. And the couch burning Hillbillies they brought with em.' Really? Hillbillies? You realize you're from WV? #youaremarshall
Being in a city known for being really fat instead of a party town. #YouAreMarshall
Crack whoring is a legitimate, respected career to mention at Marshall class reunions. #youaremarshall
Your only real rival is loose change.#youaremarshall
As part of promoting the movie, Matthew McConaughey was PAID to visit and PRETEND to enjoy an awful Herd football game. #youaremarshall
If you have nothing to hope for #youaremarshall
Who comes from the fattest city in the US #youaremarshall lol
Ordering 5 McDoubles and 2 large fries and 1 large Diet Coke #youaremarshall
Biggest highlight in your basketball history is of a dude who hit a full court shot #youaremarshall
way to suck, suck. #youaremarshall
Your most hatred rival doesnt even consider you as a rival #youaremarshall
Making espn because you play WVU #youaremarshall
#truth " #youaremarshall, and I as a WVU fan am embarrassed that we have to entertain your presence every year."
Stealing things from Michigan an Penn state. #youaremarshall
Not even making the NIT? have to play the CIT or whatever it's called? #youaremarshall
Not even making the NIT? have to play the CIT or whatever it's called? #youaremarshall
Also, stealing the maniacs name for your school student section.. #youaremarshall
Can't come up with anything original for your school or sports teams? #youaremarshall
WVU pre-games harder than Marshall parties. Hehe aw.. #youaremarshall
Your media guide featured a student wearing a WVU hat. Your own students won't be seen in Marshall swag. #youaremarshall
You call this game a rivalry. #youaremarshall
Kids who drink cold chocky wit da milky kno how to party harder than your bitch beer drinking students #youaremarshall
WVU students will never, ever burn a couch after beating you. #youaremarshall
Your mascot is a target while we go hunting with our musket. #youaremarshall
Just thinkin about partying @ WVU is harder than Marshall parties RT @MDizzle2010 WVU pre-games harder than Marshall parties #youaremarshall
Marshall Insult Thread: #youaremarshall -How big is the "thanks for participating trophy", and at which pizza hut will it be awarded?
Moral victories are good enough #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket Do you remember that Marshall Grad that won Jeopardy? Yeah, me neither. #YouAreMarshall
You obsess about WVU for 365 days a year. We're forced to barely care for 2. #youaremarshall
You know its sad when El Dick Fraud wont consider coaching at ur school #youaremarshall
When a guy wearing a WVU hat is on the cover of your schools magazine. #youaremarshall
You have a stadium nicknamed The Joan. Who does that? #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket two words. Chuck Landon #youaremarshall
Beating up a pizza delivery guy even tho ya kno all delivery dudes carry less than $20 #youaremarshall
Close only counts in hand grenades, horseshoes and Marshall sports. #youaremarshall
Your new student orientation guide's cover photo has a student wearing a WVU hat. #YouAreMarshall
You won't allow your band to play Country Roads #youaremarshall
The Coal Bowl is the only bowl game you'll ever see #youaremarshall
Rasheed, the only Marshall that matters. #youaremarshall
You consider a game you've NEVER won a rivalry #youaremarshall
Marshall fans. #youaremarshall RT @TheDaSeanButler Who owns a shake weight???lol
This. :) RT @cawvu The best season you had was because no other school would put up with Randy Moss... #youaremarshall
#WVU went to the final four. You can't even count to 4 #youaremarshall
The movie "We Are Marshall" was so bad that even Gary Busey turned down the role of Head Coach #YouAreMarshall
95.1 radio guy said Go Herd! So I changed stations. I feel my IQ lower as I hear him in my head #youaremarshall
#youaremarshall and you have herpes
DeAndre Kane isn't able to beat wvu (note the pun?). #youaremarshall
You use ukuleles in your marketing promotions if #youaremarshall http://bit.ly/dSZfYA Right @ctonk144 @tlpetty?
Losing steam. This is what happens when you try to make fun of not-our-rival. #youaremarshall
Where a masters degree qualifies you for the Special Olympics. #youaremarshall
@SmokingMusket - Guys I went to school with graduated from Marshall and still ride the short bus daily. #youaremarshall
Marshall University: More viral to WVU than a rival. #youaremarshall
If you still argue that WVU would have lost to Marshall in 2000 #youaremarshall #getoverit
@SmokingMusket - Marshall - The only school my dad talked to and paid them to leave us alone. - Cam Newton. #youaremarshall
Chuck Landon left the press box to celebrate beating WVU, too bad he forgot #youaremarshall
If you actually think VT and MIA are actually going to come to 13,000 seat stadium #youaremarshall
In WV if you yell 'I've got a Herd on' you can be convicted of sexual assault #youaremarshall
Some have no sense of humor."@JasonKeeling: JUST A GAME | Some fans have no sense of sportsmanship. #youaremarshall
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