Marshall Insult Thread: #youaremarshall

by WVUIE97 on Jan 19, 2011 12:57 PM EST in Marshall

I was gonna put a picture here but didn't want to dress down the place

Today we are having fun insulting that school down South. Many of you have been tweeting away, but for those of you who don't tweet, fire at will in the comments section. There's a rundown after the jump of the insults so far (I don't judge, I just list 'em). I'll try to update several times through the afternoon.

CountryRoadsWV

You consider winning the cheerleader challenge as revenge for both bball teams losing to WVU. #youaremarshall

CountryRoadsWV

You claim a share of the 06 hoops NC bc you beat wvu, who beat ucla, who beat alabama, who beat national champ florida.

WVUIE97

@SmokingMusket: Asst. at Pitt to HC in Huntington, it's a lateral move of suck #youaremarshall

sserian

@SmokingMusket because you suck at everything and will always play seconds to WVU. #youaremarshall

hillbillyToad

@SmokingMusket The best thing about you is a movie. #youaremarshall

hailwv

You claim to be better than WVU, yet get dome-rocked every year in football and basketball. #youaremarshall

ImTheGDBatman

@SmokingMusket You tried to offer your HC job to McConaughey before settling on Doc. #YouAreMarshall

SmokingMusket

The day you make it into a BCS conference is the day we lose our war to the aliens and civilization ends. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Five Guys is listed in the Huntington Visitor's Guide before your school. #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

WVU fans wake up in the morning and piss excellence. You wake up in the morning and piss Crisco #youaremarshall

WVUfan_1

RT @SmokingMusket The day you make it into a BCS conference is the day we lose our war to the aliens and civilization ends. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Can't be offended about all the jokes at your expense because you don't have the internet. #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

The Huntington Mall sells more gold'n blue than green and white #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

You are not Tech, You are not Pitt, You are not our rival, #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

It's 9:00 AM and Pitt still sucks. It's also 9:00 AM and you're still not our rival. #youaremarshall

jonmullins33

@SmokingMusket 3 of your all-time wins are actually close losses #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Huntington Prep would have a better chance tonight. #youaremarshall

jonmullins33

@SmokingMusket playing in the civic center is a facilities upgrade #youaremarshall

Slacknasty

@SmokingMusket WVU = Huggs. #youaremarshall = a Florida school's next coach.

SmokingMusket

I almost don't want to go to tonight's game because Marshall is playing. #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

My dad said he would buy me a brand new car if I commuted to Marshall. I picked no car and WVU. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

I always got confused when the students would chant "We Are Marshall," like they were proud of that. Low standards, I guess. #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

WVU wins championships. You just play for them #youaremarshall

jonmullins33

@SmokingMusket tonight's telecast featuring John "Bending" Sanders will be best announcing crew to do a MU game all year #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

In those commercials, you're the dumbass who didn't go to Jared. #youaremarshall

ericwvu

After tonight don't forget...unfortunately #youaremarshall still.

SmokingMusket

Ricky Gervais thinks you're a closeted gay Scientologist. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

When asked, former students lie and say they never went to college instead of admitting they graduated from Marshall. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Tonight, Marshall triples their average attendance in one game. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

No, Marshall fans, the beer vendors at the Civic Center don't accept food stamps. #youaremarshall

wvufish

wvu fans purchase season tickets for football to go to one game. Seats remain empty for all other games. #youaremarshall

DeejStu DJ Stuart

@SmokingMusket THe only intelligent thing in Huntington is the sign on I-64 that reads, "Morgantown: 207 miles." #youaremarshall

wvufish

You proudly wear a shirt from krogers that says motor city bowl champs. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Where just beating the spread = playing for championships. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Breaking: Marshall has inked 10 year, $25 deal with ESPN to not be shown on TV. #youaremarshall

ericwvu

Capitol Classic - the only time Marshall gets put on tv. #WVU #youaremarshall

DeejStu

@SmokingMusket "We Are Cabell County Community College" may not roll off the tounge, but it is truer. #youaremarshall

YOBOOF

hey turd fans!! howd u blow that lead u had against #wvu in football this year?? oh thats right i forgot, #youaremarshall bahahahaha

THE_REAL_WMITC

"Hey, this game was competitive during the Beilein years. Remember that? Yeah, baby." #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Marshall students plan to rush the court at halftime if they're down by less than 10. #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

Marshall is the only school where you can major in smoking crack #youaremarshall

WVUIE97

Your most visible fan is a mullet in a white suit #youaremarshall

abpriddy

@SmokingMusket Pitt eats all the sh*t and leaves nothing for you. #youaremarshall

hailwv

Would rather play in the CollegeInsider.com tournament than the NIT. #YouAreMarshall

hailwv

Marshall- the reason the Capital Classic isn't show outside of West Virginia. #YouAreMarshall

stevenspriggs

remember #youaremarshall. Always the little brother. #wvu

YOBOOF

i wonder if #marshall is okay with #pennstate stealing their "we are marshall" chant?? oh wait #youaremarshall and theres nothing u can do!!

ericwvu

I'd b pissed if the Capitol Classic interrupts my regularly scheduled programming if it weren't for #WVU playing. #youaremarshall

ericwvu

It's ok to be mediocre. There's proof in Huntington #youaremarshall

ericwvu

I hear there's a storm coming to the area but it has nothing to do with thunder or 'the herd'. #youaremarshall

Matthew_Neely

Getting beat in overtime was the biggest win in school history #youaremarshall

ericwvu

Doc Holiday doesn't know tonights playbook. #youaremarshall

RevKyleAtkins

10 wins is the definition of a successful season... in basketball #youaremarshall

RevKyleAtkins

I was going to post more on the subject, then I realized that "You are Marshall" is insulting enough for anyone. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Lunch time. Be back after some Marshall grad finishes taking my order. #youaremarshall

DLo44

Thanks for delivering my pizza Marshall Grad. #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Win over SMU helps ur RPI #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

When asked, former students lie and say they never went to college instead of admitting they graduated from Marshall. #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Randy Moss is even ashamed to say where he played #youaremarshall #RandyU

DLo44

Southern Cabell County Community College #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Considering yourself better than WVU by winning a D1-AA National Championship #youaremarshall

DLo44

OJ Mayo and Patrick Patterson didn't even want to play at Marshall #youaremarshall

DLo44

Ahmad Bradshaw was jus barrowing that PS2. #youaremarshall

DLo44

Only time Marshall has a sold out game is when they play WVU #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Tailgating an hour before the game and drinking sweet tea #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

If Randy Moss regrets doing it, you know it is bad #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

If WVU is the Rolex of colleges in West Virginia, Marshall is just looking up at the sun and guessing. #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Filling up half the stadium that holds 30,000 people #youaremarshall

GermanJoe

Mountain Oysters are the Mountaineers favorite dish! #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Little sister #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

You are only relevant in West Virginia two days a year, when you play #WVU #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Taking a picture of the scoreboard at halftime n believing history is bout to be made, then lose #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

To be able to say you never beat #WVU football #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

WVU's sports writer @mikecasazza writes about WVU, your sports writer @chuckonsports writes about WVU #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Realizing how bored I must be to be tweeting about you #youaremarshall

creamofwheat616

Always copying #bigbrother, like the time the Marching Thunder started playing #CountryRoads..Then again, you are thieves; #youaremarshall

hailwv

Copying WVU by calling your Student Section the "Marshall Maniacs" #YouAreMarshall

SmokingMusket

There's one Marshall fan if my office, and obviously, he's a complete douchebag. #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

'Beat WVU. And the couch burning Hillbillies they brought with em.' Really? Hillbillies? You realize you're from WV? #youaremarshall

hailwv

Being in a city known for being really fat instead of a party town. #YouAreMarshall

SmokingMusket

Crack whoring is a legitimate, respected career to mention at Marshall class reunions. #youaremarshall

zmathes

Your only real rival is loose change.#youaremarshall

kennedy703

As part of promoting the movie, Matthew McConaughey was PAID to visit and PRETEND to enjoy an awful Herd football game. #youaremarshall

Matthew_Neely

If you have nothing to hope for #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Who comes from the fattest city in the US #youaremarshall lol

WVUAC13

Ordering 5 McDoubles and 2 large fries and 1 large Diet Coke #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Biggest highlight in your basketball history is of a dude who hit a full court shot #youaremarshall

seanmcmann

way to suck, suck. #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Your most hatred rival doesnt even consider you as a rival #youaremarshall

MDizzle2010

Making espn because you play WVU #youaremarshall

whitneyrae05wvu

#truth " #youaremarshall, and I as a WVU fan am embarrassed that we have to entertain your presence every year."

MDizzle2010

Stealing things from Michigan an Penn state. #youaremarshall

MDizzle2010

Not even making the NIT? have to play the CIT or whatever it's called? #youaremarshall

MDizzle2010

Not even making the NIT? have to play the CIT or whatever it's called? #youaremarshall

MDizzle2010

Also, stealing the maniacs name for your school student section.. #youaremarshall

MDizzle2010

Can't come up with anything original for your school or sports teams? #youaremarshall

MDizzle2010

WVU pre-games harder than Marshall parties. Hehe aw.. #youaremarshall

CountryRoadsWV

Your media guide featured a student wearing a WVU hat. Your own students won't be seen in Marshall swag. #youaremarshall

AKAwashWV

You call this game a rivalry. #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Kids who drink cold chocky wit da milky kno how to party harder than your bitch beer drinking students #youaremarshall

CountryRoadsWV

WVU students will never, ever burn a couch after beating you. #youaremarshall

MDizzle2010

Your mascot is a target while we go hunting with our musket. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Just thinkin about partying @ WVU is harder than Marshall parties RT @MDizzle2010 WVU pre-games harder than Marshall parties #youaremarshall

tinchaman

Marshall Insult Thread: #youaremarshall -How big is the "thanks for participating trophy", and at which pizza hut will it be awarded?

WVUAC13

Moral victories are good enough #youaremarshall

sj_martin

@SmokingMusket Do you remember that Marshall Grad that won Jeopardy? Yeah, me neither. #YouAreMarshall

SmokingMusket

You obsess about WVU for 365 days a year. We're forced to barely care for 2. #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

You know its sad when El Dick Fraud wont consider coaching at ur school #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Rooting against #WVU in bowl games and #MarchMadness because u r jealous #youaremarshall

JoshValentine3

All @WVUAC13 is basically sayin is that all it comes down to is that #youaremarshall #worthless

MDizzle2010

When a guy wearing a WVU hat is on the cover of your schools magazine. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

You have a stadium nicknamed The Joan. Who does that? #youaremarshall

jonmullins33

@SmokingMusket two words. Chuck Landon #youaremarshall

WVUAC13

Beating up a pizza delivery guy even tho ya kno all delivery dudes carry less than $20 #youaremarshall

ericwvu

Close only counts in hand grenades, horseshoes and Marshall sports. #youaremarshall

hailwv

Your new student orientation guide's cover photo has a student wearing a WVU hat. #YouAreMarshall

ericwvu

You won't allow your band to play Country Roads #youaremarshall

ericwvu

The Coal Bowl is the only bowl game you'll ever see #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Rasheed, the only Marshall that matters. #youaremarshall

ericwvu

You consider a game you've NEVER won a rivalry #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Marshall fans. #youaremarshall RT @TheDaSeanButler Who owns a shake weight???lol

kimberlyfaye

This. :) RT @cawvu The best season you had was because no other school would put up with Randy Moss... #youaremarshall

ericwvu

#WVU went to the final four. You can't even count to 4 #youaremarshall

hailwv

The movie "We Are Marshall" was so bad that even Gary Busey turned down the role of Head Coach #YouAreMarshall

WVUAC13

95.1 radio guy said Go Herd! So I changed stations. I feel my IQ lower as I hear him in my head #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

#youaremarshall and you have herpes

CountryRoadsWV

DeAndre Kane isn't able to beat wvu (note the pun?). #youaremarshall

WVUIE97

Our Hump Day is this:http://sbn.to/dY6D5J , your's is this: http://bit.ly/139lf6 #youaremarshall

olivernapier

You use ukuleles in your marketing promotions if #youaremarshall http://bit.ly/dSZfYA Right @ctonk144 @tlpetty?

SmokingMusket

Losing steam. This is what happens when you try to make fun of not-our-rival. #youaremarshall

SmokingMusket

Where a masters degree qualifies you for the Special Olympics. #youaremarshall

StuCofWV

@SmokingMusket - Guys I went to school with graduated from Marshall and still ride the short bus daily. #youaremarshall

kennedy703

Marshall University: More viral to WVU than a rival. #youaremarshall

WVmaniac

If you still argue that WVU would have lost to Marshall in 2000 #youaremarshall #getoverit

StuCofWV

@SmokingMusket - Marshall - The only school my dad talked to and paid them to leave us alone. - Cam Newton. #youaremarshall

Devilslf15

Chuck Landon left the press box to celebrate beating WVU, too bad he forgot #youaremarshall

WVmaniac

If you actually think VT and MIA are actually going to come to 13,000 seat stadium #youaremarshall

5thYearSeniorWV

In WV if you yell 'I've got a Herd on' you can be convicted of sexual assault #youaremarshall

WVUIE97

Some have no sense of humor."@JasonKeeling: JUST A GAME | Some fans have no sense of sportsmanship. #youaremarshall

Thanks for playing!!!

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From time to time we have been known to burn couches, but after the 2012 season we will be burning one god awful bridge!

by stillaneer on Jan 19, 2011 2:28 PM EST reply actions

What does the pound sign mean in tweets? I’m amazed at how many people tweet. I’m wearing my white wig and not so silently judging you. Also, I feel completely ignoring Marshall and treating them like say Duquesne is more appropriate than taking the time to insult them.

by The 25314 on Jan 19, 2011 2:41 PM EST reply actions

Marshall Basketball

I don’t consider them competition, just win fodder to rest up starters for the Big East games.

Coming from the Northern Panhandle, I never really paid much attention to anything below Morgantown, except the WVSSAC had football and still has the basketball championships in Charleston.

by BurghMountaineer on Jan 19, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions

Are you really this contrary, or do you just act like it on the blog?

by Country Roads on Jan 19, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions

Is that to me?

by BurghMountaineer on Jan 19, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions

No, it's to 25314.

Sorry that was confusing. If you respond to a post, the response is indented. If there are several responses, they will all be lined up. Besides, the 25314 and I are mortal enemies. You should know I’d never bust you out like that, Burgh.

by Country Roads on Jan 19, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions

I’m with you 25314, but from a different angle. Being from the superior part of the state – North Central part – I have lived my life pretty much with Marshall not on my radar screen (but who can forget that magical I-AA championship?). Therefore, I always am confused at the vile and hatred that this game produces. I simply look at Marshall as a bad team that WVU should beat at all times. Nothing more, nothing less.

by Stiles on Jan 19, 2011 2:54 PM EST reply actions

I never knew there was even a rivalry between southern and nothern west virginia until i went to college. Only the northern part of the state thinks there is one. Much like only Marshall thinks there is a rivalry with West Virginia.

by The 25314 on Jan 19, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions

Just because the southern part of the state has been saddled with Marshall doesn’t relegate it to inferior status.

by stillaneer on Jan 19, 2011 3:10 PM EST reply actions

So I tweet and I like it

Also I can’t put this on twitter because who might read it but…

In Huntington, the hookers have ducks. #youaremarshall

"Thus, it is with those nurtured in Appalachia—they leave, but they look back, remembering pleasant things. The land has claimed them, and its ties will not be severed." --Maurice Brooks

Dr. Charley West, Please don't block me if I have typos or poor grammar.

by Oregon Mountaineer on Jan 19, 2011 3:31 PM EST reply actions

what does the # sign mean?

by The 25314 on Jan 19, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions

It's called a hashtag.

It turns whatever you write after it (without spaces) into a searchable link for the same hashtags.

by Dr. Charley West on Jan 19, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions

Huntington

Is the only tv market that thinks Breaking Bad is reality television,

Big East Conference football means only one thing -- We are closer to Big East Conference Basketball.

by cleveland sucks on Jan 19, 2011 3:53 PM EST reply actions

To steal from Major League

Damier Pitts: I play for the Herd.
WVU Fan: Here in Huntington? I didn’t know they still had a team!
Damier Pitts: Yup, we’ve got uniforms and everything, it’s really great!

by BurghMountaineer on Jan 19, 2011 3:59 PM EST reply actions

I LOL'd at this.

by Country Roads on Jan 19, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions

my attempt at humor is not for everyone, but glad you liked it.

by BurghMountaineer on Jan 19, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions

On Monday Night Football...

Randy Moss mentions his elementary school, not Marshall.

and further….

when polled, more than half of Marshall grads thought their school was named after Thurgood Marshall…rather than the first chief justice of the Supreme Court…(granted, the poll wasnt scientific, but seriously, next time you are around a Marshall grad, ask them if they know the origin of the school’s name….!)

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 19, 2011 4:27 PM EST reply actions

if you were a woman...

even Charlie Sheen wouldn’t ______ you

by WVUDDS08 on Jan 19, 2011 4:29 PM EST reply actions

I'm slightly sure that half of these came from my friends

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"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King Jr.
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by WVPiratesfan on Jan 19, 2011 4:33 PM EST reply actions