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Dear WVU football players: I know he probably drives a mid-90s Buick, but Bill Stewart will totally be your sober driver on weekends.
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And if you subscribe to our Telex feed, WVUIE97 will describe, via dots and dashes, each week's Hump Day. You know how hot Hump Day is normally, just think of the possibilities as you sit in your bloomers trying to imagine those beautiful ladies. Ay dios mio!
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