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Quotes We Hope To Hear This Year

I've never been very good at predicting the future but I am fairly certain that we will hear some or all of these quotes at some point during the upcoming football season.

Keith Tandy: Yo I didn't mean to decapitate Armon Binns but when you come into The Tandy's zone, you are gonna get got.

Robert Sands: I don't make tackles, I take souls.

Tyler Bitancurt: We have been so bad at kick coverage that I figured I would just kick it out of the endzone every time. It seems to work pretty well.

Star-divide

Doc Holliday: I just want to thank the good lord above that Joe is running for the Senate and won't make WVU play us every year. We can't take any more ass-whoopings from West Virginia.

Geno Smith: As you can tell from my 4 TD's, I wasn't bother by the crowd at all. How many people does this stadium hold? 93,000. Really? It is louder at Bent Willey's on a Tuesday night.

Dave Wannstedt: We just gotta run faster.

Noel Devine: I couldn't of done it without my offensive linemen and the support of all the Mountaineer fans. The Heisman may not be as shiny as my grill but it is blingin'.

Bill Stewart: The lads played some great football today. They played for the state of West Virginia and Mountaineer fans everywhere. The people of West Virginia are more accustom to gritty black coal but I would say they will embrace this crystal football.

Tevita Finau: Hey guys, I still have one more year of eligibility remaining.

Jason Gwaltney: Don't forget about me!

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The preseason for me too. I hope to to bring the funny at least once this year. That would be a personal best for me.

Leave no doubt tonight! Leave no doubt tonight! No doubt! They shouldn't of played the Old Gold'n Blue.

by 5th Year Senior on Jul 22, 2010 9:12 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Love the Robert Sands' quote

but on a different topic, what is up with Finau?

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 22, 2010 9:34 AM EDT reply actions  

On sportsline...

Caridi hinted he is going to be in school and with the team in the fall. He has been in motown for a while but not enrolled in school. He is still an enigma.

Leave no doubt tonight! Leave no doubt tonight! No doubt! They shouldn't of played the Old Gold'n Blue.

by 5th Year Senior on Jul 22, 2010 9:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Finau's been in town a while

Doing what? ‘English as a second language’ remedial courses?

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sept. 25th Toni Says,...

“Les Miles is jumping up and down on his 10 Gallon ball cap on the sidelines. It’s a great day to be a Mountaineer!”

by JohnRadcliff on Jul 22, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

or

Les Miles forgot that the click does continue to run after every play. It’s a great day to be a Mountaineer!

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"He Twittered that pitch" Steve Blass
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan

by WVPiratesfan on Jul 22, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

What an absolutely......

monstrous, huge, enormous, grand, and significant WVU football season we have waiting for us. It could be argued that this will be the most “dissected” season in the past 30 years from WVU administration, athletic dept, and alumni……not just of coaching, but also key players at key positions who are largely unknown.

by WVUColumbus on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

IMO...

I only see one position where our starter is largely unkown, QB.

I agree with you about everything else. HCBS must improve to show his doubters and the new administration that he can run a national championship caliber program. I hope he can

Leave no doubt tonight! Leave no doubt tonight! No doubt! They shouldn't of played the Old Gold'n Blue.

by 5th Year Senior on Jul 22, 2010 12:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Tandy

What happened to the guy who posted as Keith Tandy. Also how are we going to replace the Krag

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"He Twittered that pitch" Steve Blass
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan

by WVPiratesfan on Jul 22, 2010 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Beware the Tandy Zone, or you are definitely going to get got this year. It has been a long off season, and I cannot wait to get me some Tandy this year.

by EatSchmittPitt35 on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Happy Belated Chinese New Year Bitches!!!!!

Ya,we’re officially five months in, which qualifies as Bag Deep in Tandyland, into 2010, YEAR OF THE TANDY BITCHES!!!!! The Tandy’s been hella busy hatin on every thang around son, I’m an animal. Deon Long, Logan Heastie casualties of homesickness and lack of weight room effort? Nope, Try victims of being absolutely demoralized morning noon and night by defensive playa hatn extraordinare Keith Mutherluvn Tandy!!!. The Tandy has been gettin super swolt this off season and would like to proudly report that my nuts are currenty doing 25 reps of 435lbs a day son!!!!! Show me your titties bitches I’m The Tandy!!!

by Keith Tandy on Jul 23, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

aaaaannnd....

all is right with the world, once again

by WVUIE97 on Jul 23, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

never gets old….lol swolt

by EatSchmittPitt35 on Jul 26, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

I just spat Mt. Dew all over my desk and computer screen after reading the comment about your nuts doing 25 reps of 435. Classic.

by Country Roads on Jul 29, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great Work...

…between you and the Zip, I feel like I am at a Mountaineer-centered comedy club the last couple of minutes. Loves the Tandy and Sands quotes, and I think you nailed the crib notes for Stew if we should be so….(fortunate?) awesome.

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jul 24, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

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