Dana Holgorsen's Greatest Hits: West Virginia Head Coach In Waiting Edition


While the official announcement has been made, Mountaineer fans have not been formally introduced to Dana Holgorsen. While he is not as mysterious as Tevita Finau Bigfoot, Holgorsen is still somewhat of an unknown to many of us.  Thankfully, Dana Holgerson and The Smoking Musket have joined forces to release, "Dana Holgorsen's Greatest Hits: West Virginia Head Coach In Waiting Edition."

Holgorsen has been entertaining college football fans since the early 90's. Now he brings his musical talents and high powered offense to WVU. His tenure at WVU is sure to be filled with classic hits such as, "A Groovy Kind of O":

Anytime I want to, I can score a TD
Any play I call, anytime at all
When I have Geno throw, fans will start to shiver
Can't control the shouting in the stands
Wouldn't you agree, Geno you and me run a groovy kind of O

And that's not all...

You also get an all-time favorite of mine, "In the air tonight":

I can feel it, we’re puttin’ it in the air tonight, oh Luck
I've been settin’up this deep ball, all night, oh Luck
Can you see it, we're scorin' in the air tonight, oh Pitt?
Eat Shit

Not a fan of ballads, turn up the tempo with, "Something happened in Almost Heaven":

I really wanted someone to drink with
Then something happened in almost heaven
It got a hold of me and wouldn't let go
And I want you bad

How many times can I say I'm scorin’
How many times
Oh, yes, I'm runin’ it up
Well you know

We will run and we will throw
And we’re not losing oh hell to the no
You've lost some games, but I'm on your side
I’m all you need, please, believe in me

You get everything on this album: "Luck is here and now Stew's gone"

Luck is here and
Oh, my darling, now Stew’s gone
Luck is here and
Oh, my darling, now Stew’s gone

"Easy Scorer"

Easy scorer
I’ll get a hold on fans believe it
I’m like no other
Before you know it you'll be on your feet

I’m an easy scorer
I’ll make you cheer and you will love it
I’m like no other
We’ll be winning National titles

"Another day in Morgantown"

Oh, free shots, it's just another day for
For you and me in Morgantown
Oh, free shots, it's just another day
For you, you and me in Morgantown
We celebratin’

You can tell by hair line its Holgorsen
You can see he’s been drinkin’
Probably been with Huggs at the Rat Pack
You know he fits in there

and the all time classic:  "Take Me Home (Country Roads)"

Seems so long, they've been waiting
For a National Championship
There's no point in escaping
Pitt is eating Shit
I will come out to find you
I will drink a beer outside
They can't turn off my Offense
Like they turning off the lights
But, I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind
Oh I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind

So taaaaake, take me home....
Country Ro--O--oads
Take, take me home

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