WVU vs. Syracuse Game Preview: Homecoming Haiku Edition
by Dr. Charley West on Oct 22, 2010 10:15 AM EDT
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PrintIt's a hungover Friday, which means one thing and one thing only: haikus!
In a weird twist of fate, when my body is recovering from beer and late nights, it only functions in a 5-7-5 syllabic formation. I know, I thought it was strange too, but that's how God intended it, so I plan on rolling with it.
And if your brain is functioning a little better than mine today, you'll remember that we tried this way back on January 2, 2008. Good things happened after that edition, so why not try it again?
Mad about Nine-Two
Marvin Graves in my basement
Don't tell the police
Syracuse better
True rivalry back again?
I miss Greg Robinson
Just kidding above
We win by one thousand points
Not worth burning couch
Cold beer for breakfast
Liquor for lunch and dinner
Orange good for light snack
Remember, add your gems in the comments.
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Here goes nothin...
Hate Is A Strong Word
But Too Strong For Syracuse
A Loss Could Change That
Leave no doubt tonight! Leave no doubt tonight! No doubt! They shouldn't of played the Old Gold'n Blue.
by 5th Year Senior on Oct 22, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
Or...
Stew Stares Into Space
We Still Win By Twenty-two
Big East is easy
Leave no doubt tonight! Leave no doubt tonight! No doubt! They shouldn't of played the Old Gold'n Blue.
by 5th Year Senior on Oct 22, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
here goes...
Go Eers Haiku
Syracuse sucks balls
Mountaineers win by twenty
Is something burning?
Negative Nacey Haiku
when we call time out
Stew just avoids the huddle
Aren’t you the head coach?
’’They've done studies you know... 60% of the Time, it works every Time...’’ – Brian Fantana
And Then....
Alumni get drunk
Soririty girls get crunk
Orange get punked
Leave no doubt tonight! Leave no doubt tonight! No doubt! They shouldn't of played the Old Gold'n Blue.
by 5th Year Senior on Oct 22, 2010 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
Already got that 'script
SO? I’m older than most of you. But seriously, beating Syracuse used to be a really big deal. Now it’s just kinda, meh.
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 22, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries, brah ;-)>
Lecti Exurendo Sunt!
(Couches Must Burn!)
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 22, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Dr. West's poetry corner
cupcakes on schedule
offensive line doesn’t fold
Johnson stays around
OR
Rapid-fire drives
A comfortable lead by half
offense stalls redux
Cuse football is back
How does that taste Mountaineers
Ben’s trophy is ours
www.CuseRugby.com
www.SyracuseRugby.com
I think it qualifies as a masterpiece
And way to not jinx your team:
Hate Is A Strong Word
But Too Strong For Syracuse
A Loss Could Change That
www.CuseRugby.com
www.SyracuseRugby.com
Looks like we got our answer on the cute and cuddly mascot v. serial killer debate.
I would have posted on that thread but it’s buried at this point.
by Country Roads on Oct 24, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW
Here are some more pictures for a future “Otto the Serial Killer” article:
Courtesy of http://www.michaelborkowski.com/
www.CuseRugby.com
www.SyracuseRugby.com
Those are freakin sweet.
You have talent, my friend.
by Country Roads on Oct 24, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Not me
Check out the website below the pictures. It’s an SU alum who does all sorts of illustrations for Marvel, Hasbro, etc…
www.CuseRugby.com
www.SyracuseRugby.com
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