WVU vs. Syracuse Game Preview: Homecoming Haiku Edition

It's a hungover Friday, which means one thing and one thing only: haikus!

In a weird twist of fate, when my body is recovering from beer and late nights, it only functions in a 5-7-5 syllabic formation.  I know, I thought it was strange too, but that's how God intended it, so I plan on rolling with it.

And if your brain is functioning a little better than mine today, you'll remember that we tried this way back on January 2, 2008.  Good things happened after that edition, so why not try it again?

Mad about Nine-Two

Marvin Graves in my basement

Don't tell the police

Syracuse better

True rivalry back again?

I miss Greg Robinson

Just kidding above

We win by one thousand points

Not worth burning couch

Cold beer for breakfast

Liquor for lunch and dinner

Orange good for light snack

Remember, add your gems in the comments.


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