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Turns Out Bobby Bowden Is A Dick

OK, so we all knew going in that the Gator Bowl would be mostly a circus.  Bobby Bowden this, Bobby Bowden that.  Not only did the man cure cancer, he found a way to win 800+ football games in his spare time, nevermind that his total win tally is retreating with NCAA sanctions.

Like I said, we all knew it was going to be all about Bobby.  But really, Sir Bowden, did you need to start the victory parade in the middle of the third quarter?  I'm exaggerating, of course, but not by a ton.  With two minutes left in the game, Bowden did his best to look like he was campaigning for future office: shaking hands, kissing babies, and dry humping Deion Sanders.

I don't care how great a career you've had, can you do us a favor and wait until the end of the game before you start giving your hall of fame speech?  Even Bill Stewart looked pissed, only stopping to shake hands and share recipes  with Bowden at midfield for a season-low 8 seconds.  And if you've managed to piss Stew off, you know you've fucked up mightily.

Although, it seemed pretty clear that Bowden didn't give a shit, which makes him a, you guessed it, penis.

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when you are eighty something you can do whatever you want in my book

Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: DIck Lebeau, Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Chris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"If you give Arians a fullback, he won’t use one. Instead, he insists on using Matt Spaeth, who probably doesn’t cast a shadow because it would require blocking sunlight." stellin with some very true words

by WVPiratesfan on Jan 8, 2010 11:57 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Although That Is True...

…that usually means eating all the ice cream you want, not feeling obligated to put your dentures in every day, and going back to smoking unfiltered cigs. It doesn’t mean taking a victory lap and throwing your (ugly, signed!) hat into the stands while the game isn’t even over…when I saw that happen I had an earnest wish that we would miraculously screw up his fairy tale ending. Alas, it was not to be.

Charley, let’s not forget that the people showering him with love were the same people behind forcing him out.

One more thing that I have neglected to mention before: I am so glad that we don’t have any cheers where words are spelled. Lame, generally speaking, and more specifically, probably a good indicator that there are plenty of remedial major patterns to be had!

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 8, 2010 12:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Spelling cheers

Would require a fan base that actually knows how to spell. And based on what I’ve seen, even on this blog, that’s not one of our strong suits.

by Country Roads on Jan 8, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

…but I still think they are lame…

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 8, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back brother!!!

It’s nice to know time off hasn’t affected you.

by WVUIE97 on Jan 8, 2010 12:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Just needed to clear my head.

Which is Charley West code for “do lots of heroin.”

by Dr. Charley West on Jan 8, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

His end of game antics lacked the class that he was supposed to personify. He is now in Bobby Knight category in my book. He does not practice what he preaches.

Leave no doubt tonight! Leave no doubt tonight! No doubt! They shouldn't of played the Old Gold'n Blue.

by 5th Year Senior on Jan 8, 2010 1:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I "kinda" disagree

I dont know, I was at the game and when he did what he did we seemed to have thrown in the towel anyway…by abandoning the running game in the second half and only giving Devine 5 touches. I was more pissed about that.

Bowden is cool.

KEN

by KENH on Jan 8, 2010 3:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Devine

I hope to have a post up this weekend that breaks down Devine’s involvement (or lack thereof) in the second half.

by Country Roads on Jan 8, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I look forward to disagreeing with every point.

by The 25314 on Jan 9, 2010 12:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Way to be open minded

Leave no doubt tonight! Leave no doubt tonight! No doubt! They shouldn't of played the Old Gold'n Blue.

by 5th Year Senior on Jan 9, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with KENH

to kinda disagree with Dr. Charley. I was there also, and as far as I could tell Bowden didn’t start celebrating until FSU went 12 points ahead with two minutes to go. Yes, we had the ball, but no real chance of winning given the way we’d played most of the second half.

So, after his pretty amazing 34 year run at FSU I didn’t begrudge the old man a chance to crow one last time. I remember when he used to do that on our sideline at Old Mountaineer Field.

Once a Mountaineer, always a Mountaineer.

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 8, 2010 5:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

We were only down to scores, with the ball and two minutes left. Most coaches would be coaching down to the wire, scares of the small chance of a comeback. Buy it was like he knew we were done. I was thinking at the time how strange it was that while the game wasn’t over bowden didn’t think we had any chance. I found it strange. But wvu didn’t do anything to prove him wrong.

I’m of the opinion that if you don’t want them celebrating, don’t let them beat you. Except mick Cronin. I hope he gets tetnis from a rusty trombone.

by The 25314 on Jan 9, 2010 12:03 AM EST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Truth in brevity.

…I’m of the opinion that if you don’t want them celebrating, don’t let them beat you. Can’t add anything to that.

by eer80 on Jan 9, 2010 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

WOW

What a bunch of crybabies. Without “Sir Bobby” your school wouldn’t have a team. Time to face the facts that FSU handed it to you back woodsy hicks!! LOVE IT!!!!!

by hootFSU on Jan 9, 2010 11:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

We're Backwoods?

I think you have it backwards. Had our crazy fan-base not burned Bowden if effigy after a 9-3 Peach Bowl season, FSU wouldn’t have had a team….and, by the way, Jimbo Fisher is from West Virginia.

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 10, 2010 9:16 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

9-3 season.

I know it’s not the same, but how funny would it be if we ran Stew off after going 9-4, only to have him go to, say, Florida International and turn them into a power?

by Country Roads on Jan 10, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That'd Be Hysterical...

…to me, anyway. But all the naysayers would THEN say, that the administration fucked it up!

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 10, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That would be as ironic as the administration “running” rich rod off after the best sustained success in school history only to turn national power Michigan into a laughing stock.

by The 25314 on Jan 11, 2010 3:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Verdict Isn't In On Rich at Michigan, Is It?

I still think he will win there…dammit.

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 11, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Technically, he was burned in effigy after the 4-7 ’74 season, but point taken.

by The 25314 on Jan 11, 2010 3:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

You're Right...

…but I am sure he never forgot it…

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 11, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I've said it before and I'll say it again

Bobby is a good football coach.

On a personal level he’s a lying, cheating, criminal recruiting boob who looks the other way as his players do everything short of murder. As hard as ESPN and the FSU fanbase attempts to sweep it all under the rug, Bobby’s legacy will be the fact that he DESERVED to have wins taken away from him.

by Q-tip Motha on Jan 10, 2010 6:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hear, Hear!

However, he will always be able to fall back on the excuse that he had NO IDEA what was going on with the program…that was Jimbo’s job….

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 10, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I Will Say This....

…he wears some cool sunglasses. Hope he “gifted” a pair to Stew.

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 10, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The sanctions for which he is losing his wins stem from athletic tutors and athletes involved in academic fraud which involved track, football, swimming, everything. It was a failure on the part of the entire athletic department and every sport, not just Bobby. And we should be thankful we haven’t been caught doing the same thing.

by The 25314 on Jan 11, 2010 3:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Why? Do You Know Something?

Clearly…if our guys have tutors, they aren’t very good ones. If they were, Berry and Sowers would have played in the bowl game….

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 11, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Berry didn't get bad grades

just took wrong class mixture

by WVUIE97 on Jan 11, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But Wouldn't That Be Something A Counselor Oversees?

Seems like the way most athletes at top programs are babied, that it would be someone’s job to ensure the class mixture was right…

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 11, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

to an extent yes, but these are college students/young adults

and you can’t hold every single one of their hands and go over every little academic detail with a fine toothed comb, nor should they be expected to. At some point, responsibility has to ultimately lie with the student.

by WVUIE97 on Jan 11, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You stick up for everyone but your own school.

Why?

Leave no doubt tonight! Leave no doubt tonight! No doubt! They shouldn't of played the Old Gold'n Blue.

by 5th Year Senior on Jan 11, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree.

by The 25314 on Jan 11, 2010 5:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

 I don’t crticize other schools because I don’t care about them. And I don’t think that wvu is right all the time just because they’re wvu or that other schools are wrong just because they aren’t wvu.

by The 25314 on Jan 11, 2010 5:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Zip....

…are you a lawyer?

Now is the time boys to make a big noise.
No matter what the people say,
For there is naught to fear, the gang's all here,
So hail West Virginia, hail.

by JP Fanshawe on Jan 13, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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