Wow. You West Va. sure are confident and borderline cocky about your squad this year. Hey, you ought to be. Every fan is going to feel that way about his/her team. But be classy about it. Oh, and don’t talk about last year. That holds no merit. A high school defense could’ve stopped our offense last year it was so bad. How do ya’ll plan on stopping THIS YEAR’s Auburn offense? Ya’ll are a Big East defense and run a 3-3-5. That’s not going to get it done against the big boys. Not to mention our QB is finally a real QB after having his throwing shoulder surgically repaired. Now, I do believe ya’ll’s offense will cause some problems for our defense because ya’ll have some playmakers in Jock Sanders and Noel Devine. They concern me. But I’m not really worried about Jarrett Brown. The guy didn’t do anything against the good teams on ya’ll’s schedule in the past when he spelled Pat White, and I don’t think he will do a whole other than run against our defense. I think it will be a good game, but I see us pulling it out. 45-24 the SEC!

I’ve never had a problem with Auburn. Not last year, not before that. But this denial over losing to WVU borders on the pathological. I don’t care what excuse- “worst team in a decade”, “pretend 04 NC” WHATEVER…you got drilled by the Mountaineers. Own up to the fact, boy!

When authoring a piece decrying WVU, at least do something original. “You’ve never seen SEC speed” has already been done by Georgia (2005 Sugar Bowl) and Mississippi State (back to back losses to WVU). Does your SEC speed include Vandy and the Alabama team which got OWNED by Utah?

“Your 3-3-5 defense aint never had to deal with the big boys up front” has already been done by the Oklahoma Sooners prior to a 20 point thrashing at the hands of WVU in the Fiesta Bowl.

Need help? Try saying that WVU will lose because Devine’s leaving to join the astronaut program…Brown’s got flesh-eating bacteria…Reed Williams is taking a leave of absence to open a Norwegian bakery- ANYTHING other than the same old, hackneyed crap spewed by others who have been spanked by the Mountaineers.

All kidding aside, you guys have a decent team. Last year you caught AU in a transition with Tuberville making the bone head switch to Franklin at OC. Unfortunately for WV, Chizik hired Malzahn and AU’s running game will get at least 200 yds on your defense, possible 300. you have given up 20 pts to a high school team and East Carolina who is average at best. You are about to fing out with the rest of the nation who Ben Tate and Onterrio McCalebb are up close and personal. I expect your "big east player of the week to throw for 200 maybe 225. You are about to find out that why playing in a "cow town" like Auburn is not good for visitors health…AU 47 WV 24…

Let me add that I am aware that you are only allowing 62 yds per game on the ground, but that could literally double and will go over 100 after AU running backs have a field day Saturday night. Your first two games did nothing to compare you for the ambush that you are walking into and I for one am looking forward to the payback in a big way. It bothers me when inferior programs take advantage of better programs in a down year and think they did something. This Saturday will go a long way in correcting things…

In the first post that should be 200 or 300 yds rushing, total will be over 500 yds easily…

Do you guys really think you have a chance to keep it close, much less win? I know you are joking around, but it cannot be much fun to realize the people that you are making fun of will be in here late Saturday night laughing at you after they dismantle your team. Just curious…How is that fun for you?

go to al.com/auburn football and see how things really are. Not too worried about you guys this year with AU football back to normal. We finally get a real game in a few weeks…

Now I know where I heard that name…It was the actor in the movie deliverance who spoke the classic line " you shore have a pretty mouth" as only a hillbilly could…

I gotta go handicap some baseball but I have to say that this site is funny, but a waste of time I should be using making money. I will leave you with two things until I check back tomorrow night…When I think of West Virginia a few things come to mind…
(1)Jed Clampett, Granny, Elle Mauy and the proudest citizen in the history of West Virginia Jethro Bodine…
(2)The move deliverance and the two great citizens from West Virginia, I only know one’s name as I said above Charley West…
(3)Finally, the fact that more than half of the married couples in West Virginia are related such as cousins and siblings…

Hey Charley you are right about one thing, this is more fun than talking football, your turn hillbilly…P.S. are you one of the 83% documented West Virginian’s that do not own a pair of shoe’s…

I even count like a West Virginian…LMFAO…

His inane postings paint Auburn in a worse light than any of us could ever hope to accomplish. Like any fool, just let him keep talking. Thanks, Charley.

really should get along great. The past is a nice place to visit but ony you guys wanna live there.

How awesome is it that the bammers have nothing better to do than get on here and talk trash.

Kleph, you’re pathetic, get a hobby.

   To those fans making the trip to Auburn this weekend—we welcome you. You won’t find a better place to visit for a game. Auburn fans, while trash talkers too, are courteous and friendly. That being said, we won’t extend that courtesy to your football team once the game starts. They WILL have their asses handed to them. While you have Devine (A fantastic athlete) we have RB Ben Tate (#6 nationally) and RB Ontario McCalebb (#8 nationally) and the Offensive Coordinator of the week. About the only thing we don’t have is fear. Bring it on! War Damn Eagle!!!!

I also welcome any and all WVU fans to the plains this weekend. You guys will have a great time down here I guarentee. Fans are nice and the campus is beautiful. But, when It comes 6:45 on Saturday night. John Denver will be singing about as much Take me home, as you guys… (hence he is dead so he can’t still sing) But you guys still will have a great time even toting a L back to WV. I hope to see all of you on the Plains on Saturday. I’ll have a cold one waiting on you!

BTW AU-35
         WVU-17

WAR EAGLE!!!

At Long John Silver’s must have just got off work.

Whats the problem? You talk all kinds of trash about Auburn and such, just returning the favor. The truth is I posted mostly of what I posted because I knew judging by your derogatory comments that you would be easily enticed. Truth is I respect most of the people not only in the state of West Virginia, but the football program you have. You guys were just easy targets as your responses show. I can talk all the trash you want to talk, it is fun. It is rather amusing to me that your amatuer comebacks are sprinkled with comments such as “you were served and such”, You guys are pathetic.

For the record though, the predictions of 47-24 and the fact that AU will rush for 200-300 yds while checking your QB to 225 is very accurate. As I said, you guys have no idea what you are walking into and I love it.

 Before you talk about Chizik you should look at the coaching staff he has assembled and the job he is doing at Auburn, not Iowa St. Seriously, you had a very good coach in Rodriguez and now have a very over matched head man. It really hurts when you hire a coach based on emotion instead of ability as WVU did. I’ll come back tonight to see if I can get you guys mad again as you are much easier than most places I go too…Pure Amateurs..

Finally, just so you do not think I have lost my sense of humor, here are some jokes so you can have something to comment on (at least a few are jokes, a couple are real)

what do you call 30 WV fans standing in line? A Full set of Teeth

Why did OJ Simpson move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA

What do you call a West Virginia virgin? A girl that can out-run her brother

What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common? Someone always loses a trailer

How many WV fans does it take eat a ’possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars

and enjoy the southern hospitality that we did not receive last year in Morgantown. And I hope after Auburn hangs half a hundred on the mounties and goes strolling out of Jordan Hare celebrating a Tigers victory, we all go to the Supper Club and sing Country Roads. I’ve always liked it and sang in many times while at school on The Plains. Come to think of it I burned a few couches at my fraternity house too. So y’all come on down and have a good time. Just “don’t go ninji-n nobody that don’t need ninji-n.” Ha, Ha! War Damn Eagle!
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I

Now that’s more like it, a little spunk. I particularly like the comments by drunkequeer and olsballshocke and burntmountaingoat. Now, reach down deep and finish what was started here, you know the cut downs and making fun of you guys started. I expect to be banned soon (I will be disappointed if not, it is my goal), but before hand understand that while I do respect what you football team has accomplished (albeit in the 8th best conference in the country behind the WAC) you stand no chance Saturday night. Please have the balls to show up here after the game and get laughed at as you deserve. Do not start trash talk if you cannot handle it both ways. Read the first posts here moron’s…P.S. I keep hearing about all these fans you are bringing, but unless most of them like driving many hours to watch a game on TV or listen on the radio what’s the point. Auburn is from a football conference where 37,000 fans is not a sellout. Most will not get in…Do your research jabroni’s…

I cannot believe Auburn is only favored by 7 points…Easy money with Auburn -7…Bet the $1,500 trailor West Virginia fans, I’m betting my $220,000 home…

Recently a certain agency I work for decided that they’d sell surplus trailers they had for sale from anywhere from $1 to $5. Guess where the most purchases came from? Anyone? Thats right, Good Ol’ Alabama, where I once stayed at a hotel on George Wallace Drive. Let me say that again, George Wallace Drive, he of the fire hose and police dogs. I reckon thats what stands for progress down there.

Sorry Slingblade, but I gotta get to bed so I can make it to work on time in order to make sure Uncle Sam’s handouts get to the proper folks down there in Bammer! I’ll cut yours first so you get your french fried patater money in time for Saturday.

All right Dr Charley West, I have done my part getting you some active WV posters and effectively getting those even more fired up for the game. I must admitt you guys are coming on strong with your comments, but you still rank behind Bama and a few others. Here is a link you can read what Auburn people think. You can post there too if you like…

http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2009/09/sec_extra_evan_woodbery_auburn.html

Wrong URL…Here is the actual write-up and posts on WVU and AU…

http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2009/09/sec_extra_matching_up_auburn_a.html

Here is a sample from a post from people who live in a football state…

I think West Virginia is going to get exposed Saturday. They have so little defense. Liberty and East Carolina couldn’t beat Davidiston High School this year and both scored on WV’s defense. Our offense will hang enough points on the board to offset whatever Noel Devine and company can come up with.

Finally, my only worries is that our defense and special teams need to play better. They need to become an Auburn defense a top 10 defense. If the defense comes to play, WV is blown out of JHS.

WDE

Go read there, you will be enlightened my backwards friends…

This guy was being conservative as he said in this post. I think he is a little off I think 20+…

Its going to be a tougher game than a lot of us are predicting. I was more conservative in my picks for the first two games and I was way off. Lets hope I am way off again. War Eagle!

Aub 41

UWV 31

Finally, I will leave you with what Nick4Pres said and he is right on…

Guys, West Virginia ONLY beat LIBERTY by just 13 pts…I think Auburn will be fine.

Enough said, I cannot wait…

Again Charley, you are more than welcome…These last few posts should bring you upwards of 100 more hits by tomorrow morning. I do not mind helping out…Peace out brother…

Thanks douchebag. Please don’t come back.

drunkenner, I was reading back through the posts getting a good laugh (you and some of these people here really are quit funny, I appreciate the humor) and saw where you seen trailors in Alabama for $1 to $5…Can you tell me where? I need to get in on that. Living in my van down by the river is okay, but a nice $2 trailor would really be an upgrade, I need it bad. Help a brother out. PLEASE. P.S. Some of those jokes about Auburn are very good, could you post some more I love to laugh…

But the best yet was by mee…drunequeer..You have to admit that is funny unless you are homophobic of course…

That should be DRUNKEQUEER…

I really believe I can get banned, come on help me out drunkequeer…

They were afraid of the Auburn folks biting off more than they could chew.

I’ll leave you guys alone for now…Let me restate that I get along with most rival fans unless they are jackass. Start at the top and see what you classless people wrote about Auburn without provocation. If you cannot handle the comebacks do not start it. Many AU fans who went to your stadium said their families were taunted and abused including children. Who are you…LSU…I do not care what you think of me, I could not care less, I do not know you. I just want you to understand that trashing and disrespecting others for nor reason bring consequences. Of course it is obvious that there are not many IQ’s here above 100 so expect this to not be understood…Word to you Moma-sister(same person)…

They were afraid of the Auburn folks biting off more than they could chew….

Now that is funny…LOL. You guys are getting better…

http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2009/09/sec_extra_matching_up_auburn_a.html

Go read some intelligent predictions(overlook the Bama fans, they are as clueless as you guys)…

where did you guys go, we were having fun. Oh well, I’ll check back tonight, goota do a few hours of work and make some money on sports tonight…I am good…

I think of Rich Rodriguez

After sleepwalking through the first 5 minutes, we opened up a can of whoop as on your pathetic team to the tune of 41-16 over the last 55 minutes. The best part of the night was right after AU scored on the interception, seeing that hillbilly in the yellow shirt(great color for you guys I might add) sitting all dejected. After I laughed out loud for 5 or 10 minutes I had to wonder if he really thought WVU really had a chance to win? Surely not, no one could be that dumb, then I remembered his shirt, he is that dumb.

 Take heart Mountaqueer fans, you play in the little least against such traditional football powers as UConn, Cincinnati and Rutgers, you still have hope. I will get one more enjoyment watching your team this year get dismantled again against Pitt at the end of the season as always (if I can stand the boring little least play).

Seeing your fans faces at the end of the game was priceless. I will sleep good tonight, but there was no doubt from the start as cream always rises to the top and the most talent and class prevail, i’m sure you all agree. Now go back in the APP mountains, burn your candles for light and eat what ever you can scrap up as a true West Virginian does and maybe you can all pool your money again next week to drive 60 miles to pennsylvania where they have cable to watch WVU lose again…Great night, I think we all agree. I will miss you moron’s..peace out. We dominated you…41-30…

LOSERS!!!!!!

The only good coach you ever had is doing quit well at Michigan this year. Says alot about your program that a WVU man left for more money…