Here Comes The Hotstepper: Mountaineer Football Marches Toward Auburn’s Plains
What do The 25314 and Ini Komoze have in common besides being lyrical ganstas?
We both know what Bo don't know. Murderer.
Namely that WVU is about to go commit a War Eagle genocide on the Plains this Saturday. Murderer.
I've been shouting for over a year that Jeff Mullen is killing Mountaineer football. Murderer.
I wanted to shout it from the top of a mountain, but I didn't have a mountain. I had a camera and a newsroom weblog...and I like it like that. Murderer.
But I saw something Saturday that gave me a strange tingling sensation deep down in the cockles of my heart, maybe even in the subcockles, that I hadn't felt since Nov. 24, 2007. It was a feeling of hope. A feeling of potential. A feeling of dominance.
It was a team that that moved the ball at will. A defense that forced punts. A feeling that I was watching a strong football team.
Of course, the first quarter was embarassing. The special teams were astonishing. And the conservative play calls the last two drives were disheartening. But stil.....there was something there.
I still don't like the offense, or the philosophy. I hate the pistol and the absence of read and triple options. But we were scoring points on Saturday. With ease. At will. And that gets me excited everytime.
WVU has the potential to be top 10 again. If they can overcome themselves, there's no reason we shouldn't win big and be 9-0 on Nov. 13 against Cincinnati.
You read it here first (except for Bo Jackson...he's dsylexic and doesn't know diddley)
Bo, you don't know DIddley! (via Crotchrot)
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Pitiful excuse of photoshopping.....
Its a known fact that we don’t have girls that ugly at AU…..nice try though, really, keep honing those photoshop skills.
I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU
You totally missed the point of the picture
Your football team is being pulled in a POS trailer.
I do look forward to the beautiful Southern Belles I am sure see on The Plains.
by 5th Year Senior on Sep 15, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for posting this.....
now when the WVU fans get to AU and see what its really like they will know what an idiot you really are.
I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU
No my point was that wasn't our team and thats definately not one of our co-eds.
I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU
you're right, photoshop is a lame way to point out a rival's shortcomings.
particularly when the glory untouched photos is so much more effective…

Yeah thats a pretty good picture.....
from the only Bama Ironbowl victory in the last 7 years.
I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU
for a fanbase that accuses us of excessive nostalgia...
…you guys have gotten downright weepy about the days you could actually score points against us.
This is an awesome battle between Bammers and Barners
Almost as much fun as when we broke the story that Saban contacted WVU about our coaching job.
by 5th Year Senior on Sep 15, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Cleft saw it when it rolled through the Mcdonalds drive through on his shift.
I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU
For a fanbase thats only won one ironbowl....
in 7 years and 3 of the last ten you guys sure are cocky.
I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU
Its time to get to the course.....
for my 12:15 tee time have fun at the deep fryer “Cleft”.
I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU
Actually y'all should stop
It is getting annoying and childish
by 5th Year Senior on Sep 15, 2009 12:14 PM EDT reply actions
interesting...
Namely that WVU is about to go commit a War Eagle genocide on the Plains this Saturday. Murderer.
then how do you describe this?
A nice, charming Saturday afternoon?
by Dr. Charley West on Sep 15, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I know PLENTY of AU girls
that are fugly.
and I love how you went through two crap teams and all the sudden think that makes Auburn football important. Get ranked before you start talking trash to your betters…
wait… am I talking trash to an auburn fan on a WV board?
(Your Team Here) sucks
fuckin Iron Bowl, it really will ruin your perception of life
(Your Team Here) sucks
by Wallacewade04 on Sep 15, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Just giving the pathetic bammers who have nothing better.....
to do than obsess about AU on another schools blog as good as they are giving (to be honest Wallace I thought you wouldn’t stoop as low). But seriously junior you should be studying so that maybe you can get a job someday……..if you are an engineering student you could even work for me…..but seems like you are a liberal arts major if my memory serves me correctly. Its funny how a couple of weeks ago we were supposed to be upset by La Tech and now we haven’t played anyone. And last but not least neither you nor “cleft” would be my betters you silly little boy.
I would have gone to bammer if my grades hadn't been good enough to go to AU

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