We're All Over The World Wide Web

Just as a reminder, The Smoking Musket Xperience (yes, you heard me) doesn't just end with this website.  Also included in the Xperience (trademark pending) are Twitter and Facebook.  Also, we'll be your pen pal.

With Twitter, you'll get an updated feed when stories are posted, along with links to the stories, which makes following us on the go that much easier.  As for Facebook, you'll get the same story feed and links, in case you're frightened by Twitter and only use Facebook.  Either way, it's a great way to keep up with the site if you can't necessarily actually get to the site.

Plus, if you connect with us via Twitter or Facebook, it will make all of us look a lot cooler (sex with a woman can't be too far behind).

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