I'm Back Like Scoliosis

by The 25314 on Aug 1, 2009 12:30 PM EDT in 2009 Is Almost Here

The 25314 is back after a 6 month absence. Where have I been and what have I been doing? That is really none of your business, and I would thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. Let's jut say I fought the law, and the law won.

With the opening of fall camp, I will be here to bring you a different perspective than the liquid sunshine 5th Year has been forcibly bonging down your throat.

Maybe I'm a Pessimist Patty or Debby Downer or Negative Nancy, but before you tread on me, let me crack an egg of knowledge all over you. These are some real facts to think about heading into August.

1. WVU won fewer games in 2008 than we had since 2004.

2. WVU averaged fewer points in 2008 than we had since 2001.

3. Bill Stewart buys his diabetes medicine from Wilfred Brimley and his hearing aids from Lee Majors.

4. Jarrett Brown is not as good of a passer as you think, but he is a better runner than you think.

5. Noel Devine only averaged 15 carries last year, and that number will probably not improve because we need to get the ball in the hands of guys like Wes freaking Lyons. Think about it.

6. Jeff Mullen bobs for apples in the toilet....and he likes it.

7. I have no confidence in Bill Stewart, Dave Johnson, Jeff Mullen, the offensive line, or the wide recievers. However, I expect WVU to win at least 10 games. How's that for logic?

8. If Bill Stewart refers to his wife as his bride 13 more times, he will set the Guiness Book of World Records...record.

[picture via blogs.discovermagazine.com]

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25314

Glad to have a person will a similar perspective back!

by roolgol90 on Aug 1, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions

Get a room

by 5th Year Senior on Aug 1, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions

This article

post, blog or what ever the hell you kids call it is all wrong. Its pronounced Diabe tas.

by letsgomountaineers on Aug 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions

Also wrong...

I believe the correct, Wilford Brimley way of pronouncing it is “Diabeetus.”

by jim_e25 on Aug 2, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions

Wilford Brimley

reminds me of one of those old men that sits on their porch yelling at the neighborhood kids to stay out of his lawn

by RichRN on Aug 2, 2009 4:37 AM EDT reply actions

I predict.......

that 5th Year Senior will post 4 stories in the next hour and a half in an effort to make this post “go away”. He has had a tendency to do that and absolutely despises any kind of negative press of the Mountaineer football team……He routinely follows up any kind of “negative” post w/ a hot chick post in a weird and somewhat manipulative manner in an effort to make people forget about the original post that he wants to go away. Sad thing is that it probably works for some of the regulars on here, based on their over the top, blindly loyal approach to WVU and Bill Stewart.

by WVUColumbus on Aug 2, 2009 11:01 AM EDT reply actions

Real Quick

I get that at some point the list turned into a total joke, so maybe I’m confused about what you were trying to accomplish here. But when did “Jarrett Brown is not as good a passer as you think, but he is a better runner than you think” become a certifiable fact on the same level as comparing wins and points scored?

by Country Roads on Aug 2, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions