Like A Kid In A Dutch Whore House

Wait, you're telling me your parents didn't take you to places like that?  You sheltered, naive child.

Anywho, SBNation has just rolled out a brand new posting platform, allowing us lowly bloggers the ability to dazzle your  mind and further fry your brain with worthless nonsense, which we in the business like to call "content."  So, while I had every intention of posting today, I instead spent the entire morning and afternoon playing with my new toy.  Expect good stuff tomorrow.

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