Fire HCBS, Now

by 5th Year Senior on Apr 1, 2009 8:57 AM EDT in Mountaineer Football

Since Patrick White took a knee to end the Car Care Bowl, I have been pondering the coaching prowess of HCBS. To be honest, there is no way it should have taken that long for me to figure out that he can't coach lick. The man should be fired, NOW.

He took a Ferrari and turned it into a Moped. Actually, a Moped is a pretty appropriate vehicle, since you should wear a helmet while driving it and half time HCBS is on the sidelines, it looks like he should be wearing a damn helmet. Embarrassing!

It is not like we can get any worse than last season. I mean look at the shambles our program is in. We lost multiple games for the first time since 2007. We went to a bowl game...and won. HCBS only brought in a top 25 recruiting class. WTF! Any coach that cannot add to our multiple national championships is a LOSER and must be fired immediately.

Sure, we are in the middle of spring practice but imagine how motivated our players would be going into next season. I mean, look at the last time we lost a coach, we beat Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl for goodness sakes.

What is that you say? "Who could we hire to coach our Mountaineers at this point?" Who couldn't we hire? Everyone wants to coach in Morgantown. I say we hire Bill Belichick and only pay him $0.50 and a box of envelopes.

All I know is that I am finally living in the real world and not fairy tale land. Y'all homers better get on the Fire HCBS train because it is leaving the station.

I am sorry it took me so long to realize that HCBS must be fired, NOW!

April Fool's

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you shouldn't have put the April Fools part there

….you know who would have bit, I’m sure

by WVUIE97 on Apr 1, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions

On a related note

Anyone hear anything about Ebanks declaring for the draft?

by Country Roads on Apr 1, 2009 11:49 AM EDT reply actions

got me

i knew it was april fools and you still got me.

by cabincreekzeke on Apr 1, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions

That was a good one

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April Fools

by Beamer'sGoiter on Apr 1, 2009 12:32 PM EDT reply actions

Not April Fools

You guys got smacked around like little school girls in the bracket challenge. I’m the best!

by cabincreekzeke on Apr 1, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions

April Fools

5th Year Senior will NEVER think it’s a good time to get rid of Bill Stewart. Let’s say that WVU goes 5-7 this season and 7-5 next season. 5YS, would you fire him?…….i.e. hovering around .500 in what’s considered the worst BCS conference in one of the most geographically advantaged areas of the country (ie. close to East cities, yet also not out of the question for Gulf Coast/Florida kids).

by WVUColumbus on Apr 2, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

For someone who lives in the "real world"...

you sure love throwing out hypotheticals and assumptions. You forget that there were multiple times last season that I thought HCBS was close to deserving the axe. Then I came down from Mount Unrealistic Expectations and saw that coaches deserve more than one year to prove their worth.

by 5th Year Senior on Apr 3, 2009 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions