Things That Made Me Want To Throw My Shoe

by 5th Year Senior on Mar 11, 2009 11:21 AM EDT in Things That Made Me Want To Throw My Shoe

It was an interesting weekend for me, to say the least. By "interesting," I mean full of anger and random acts of violence. No children or loose women were hurt this weekend, but there were a few close calls in the loose women category.

Time to start throwing...

#1

How in the hell did the current Mountaineer get bumped by a girl? While he wasn't as good as Brady Campbell, he was a solid Mountaineer. This stinks of sex discrimination.

Since women back in the day didn’t wear buckskin or carry guns, I assume they will have her wearing a huge dress with a bonnet and have her carrying a frying pan or flowers. That is what Mountaineer women wore back in the day, right? Thought so.

I have not seen a picture of this young lady, but I bet she is fairly attractive. Thus, I would be in favor of this female Mountaineer idea: if they had her wear a buckskin outfit comprised of a top that exposed her stomach, coupled with a nice pair of booty shorts. The finishing touch would be a nice pair of knee high, “fuck me now boots,” made of buckskin.

Hooters in Charleston, WV is the worst place ever to watch a WVU game. Is it because the women are so hot that you cannot pay attention to the TV? No. Our waitress was 40 years old, had a bigger beer gut than me, and looked like someone tried to shove a 2 x 4 between her front teeth. So, is it because they have crappy TV’s? No.

The reason it is such a bad place to watch a WVU game is because they don’t fucking show the games. Well, let me correct that a little: they begin showing the game and then turn it off for the preview for UFC fights. Not the fight, mind you, but the fucking PREVIEW. FUCK YOU HOOTERS. This is the state capital of West “By God” Virginia and you can't watch the biggest game of the year at a fucking sports bar. FUCK YOU HOOTERS. I will never, EVER go there again...unless Marisa Miller is a guest waitress.

Marshall fans: y’all are idiots. First, you can't wait to play WVU because you want to show us just how good you are. Now, you can't wait to get us off your schedule so you can go back to “pretending” you are relevant in college football. Bravo, Marshall. Way to make me hate you even more.

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AWESOME!

and #2 are awesome! i’ve been trying to get someone to agree with me for a week! A female mountaineer is a redunkulous idea, the students who voted for her must have been drunk…. wait a minute, wvu students = drunk….anyway. what did she do at the “cheer off” (i can’t believe i just used those words) that was so great, show her titties or something? i can get down with that. 5th year has a good idea about the fuck me boots and bucksin bikini though.

i want to throw my shoe at the students who voted for a female mountaineer!

by cabincreekzeke on Mar 11, 2009 11:48 AM EDT reply actions

Word to your mother

I can’t believe I’m saying this…but I agree with EVERYTHING at which 5th Year Senior wants to throw his shoe.

by The 25314 on Mar 11, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions

#1-I’m OK with a chick mountaineer as long as she is fairly attractive. I don’t want a chick mountaineer that looks like a dude, just a vote a dude then. There should be distinguishable features that make her appear to be female- like visible breasts that can be mistaken for man-mories.

Again she must not appear to be a dude (that would explain why the students voted for her though, if they thought she was a he)
UNBELIEVABLE, really tragic
Personally I’m just really tired of Marshall. I hate not playing them because we have to listen to their bs, I hate playing them because we have to listen to their bs. The only solution I see is for WVU to buy them like they’ve done every other college in the state and finally add the junior college title to their name once and for all.

by WVU-SC on Mar 11, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions

Tell me it ain't so...........

The Mountineer statue in front of the Mountainlair does not have boobs! It is a symbol of strength – a guy ! Further, if this “mascot” complains the musket is too heavy (like the last female) – sorry, missy, you are fired. Carry the musket during the whole game – only to lay it down long enough to get a drink of water, etc. And look mad as hell all the time. Black in the gap between your eyebrows to make a monobrow – you’re at the game not Hooters. I thought the people who make these picks learned their lesson after appointing the last female – not a sterling tenure. Political correctness is bullxxxx.

by atlpowderhorn on Mar 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions

it's so

WVU is political correctness city.

I don’t mind a female mountaineer if she at least looks tough (where are our female rugby players? geez, they’d mess you up). I haven’t seen the new gal, but the first one was this petite little girl, not appropriate as ANY mascot for any team (okay, some girl scout troops could have used her help).

Also, the previous Mountaineer did a fine job, what the heck are they looking for exactly?

by phucoffaholic on Mar 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Past Mountaineer

I have not seen the new female mountaineer yet either. I am willing to bet she is more manly and able to grow a better beard than the mountaineer before Brady “the fucking man” Campbell, Jesse Finchum

by HuggLife on Mar 12, 2009 8:33 AM EDT reply actions