This Is Probably Not Cincinnati's Slogan, But Who Can Be Sure

by Dr. Charley West on Nov 9, 2009 5:21 PM EST in Cincinnati Comment 24 comments

See, the great thing about playing Cincinnati is that you can say whatever the hell you want to about them. Why? Because they don't have any fans. Or any fans that use the Internet, at least.

This should actually be kind of fun. Like, for instance...

Cincinnati, America's Lower Back Tattoo #BeatCincy
Cincinnati, where jail time is a welcome respite. #BeatCincy
Cincinnati Bearcats, because ManBearPig was already taken. #BeatCincy

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Cincinnati, because Huggins thought Manhattan, KS was a step-up. #BeatCincy
Cincinnati, the best cities sound like venereal diseases. #BeatCincy
Cincinnati, just lie and tell people you live in Kentucky. #BeatCincy

See, isn't that fun? Have a few beers, come up with your best efforts, and go nuts. Anything in the comments will speak for themselves. Solid entries via Twitter will be added after the jump.

[Inspiration via TNIAAM]

Cincinnati, where Brian Kelly's house is priced to move. #BeatCincy

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Cincinnati...

Home of the reds.

by The 25314 on Nov 9, 2009 5:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions 0 recs

That's the worst insult of them all.

by Dr. Charley West on Nov 9, 2009 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Cincinnati....

where Mountaineer fans can get out of town early, following a quick first half that leaves no one in doubt as to what that ‘bearcat’ is having for lunch.

by bearcats on Nov 10, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Cincinnati…

where apparently the one bearcat fan isn’t funny.

by The 25314 on Nov 10, 2009 4:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

Classic.

His joke? Not so much.

by Dr. Charley West on Nov 10, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Comment made by myself to a friend while watching the Uconn/Cinci game:

“You’re looking at a stadium full of buckeye’s without tickets to the Penn State game today”

Anyone recall the kid Marty Gilyard smooshed after he went into the stands during a game at Nippert last year? Anyone remember what he was wearing on his head?

by Q-tip Motha on Nov 9, 2009 6:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Cincinnati . . .

Almost 8 years without a race riot

by psyche on Nov 9, 2009 6:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Hicks from West Virginia are honestly talking crap about Cincinnati? you Ugly motherfuckers better look in the mirror to see something real ugly. Cant wait till our offense shreds your piss-ass defense.

by harveyismyboy on Nov 10, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Keep Calling Down The Thunder....

…love your coach. He’ll look good at Notre Dame.

by JP Fanshawe on Nov 10, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

A team beats you two times in HISTORY...

…and suddenly they are very full of themselves. Karma is a bitch. West Virginia is a program. Cincinnati is Brian Kelly.

by Dr. Charley West on Nov 10, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Cincinnati...

Go Bucks…err…Bearcats.

by jim_e25 on Nov 9, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

That's not manbearpig....or a bearcat...

It’s a liger. It’s pretty much my favorite animal.

by wvdiehard on Nov 9, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

You mean this?

by Dr. Charley West on Nov 9, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Is that Rita Rodriguez?

by Q-tip Motha on Nov 9, 2009 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey oh!!!!

by The 25314 on Nov 9, 2009 10:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

hahahahahahahaha! OMG! spot on....

God Bless America
WVUD

by WVUD on Nov 9, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oooohhhh....

That was COLD! Does bear a resemblance, though!

by JP Fanshawe on Nov 9, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t even have a joke, anyone who’s been to nippert knows that words aren’t needed. I literally saw two bums fist fight in the middle of a 4 lane road last time I was there.

by The 25314 on Nov 9, 2009 10:44 PM EST via mobile reply actions 0 recs

When we were leaving the game two years ago, we saw a cop and asked him what there was to do. His replay was, “And not get robbed?”

by jim_e25 on Nov 10, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Cincinnati...

…we don’t do new. If you want new, cross the bridge into Kentucky.

…our unofficial nickname is “porkopolis.” Some say it was because of the bacon factories, some say it was because of the political dollars coming home, but really….it is because we have a shitload of FAT people.

…we tried to be Pittsburgh, but they got clean.

…our 7-Elevens are called United Dairy Farmers, or UDF’s. Ice Cream and Cheese at any hour of the night. Fat people, anyone?

…our chili is cinnamon-flavored!

…the stadium is only a couple miles from downtown, but take a cab, because the distance between is one of the five worst hoods in America! How about a little adventure…try walkng it!

…and lastly, we brought you two of the most disgusting humans ever: Bill Cunningham and Jerry Springer!

by JP Fanshawe on Nov 9, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs