This Is Probably Not Cincinnati's Slogan, But Who Can Be Sure
See, the great thing about playing Cincinnati is that you can say whatever the hell you want to about them. Why? Because they don't have any fans. Or any fans that use the Internet, at least.
This should actually be kind of fun. Like, for instance...
- Cincinnati, America's Lower Back Tattoo #BeatCincy
- Cincinnati, where jail time is a welcome respite. #BeatCincy
- Cincinnati Bearcats, because ManBearPig was already taken. #BeatCincy

- Cincinnati, because Huggins thought Manhattan, KS was a step-up. #BeatCincy
- Cincinnati, the best cities sound like venereal diseases. #BeatCincy
- Cincinnati, just lie and tell people you live in Kentucky. #BeatCincy
See, isn't that fun? Have a few beers, come up with your best efforts, and go nuts. Anything in the comments will speak for themselves. Solid entries via Twitter will be added after the jump.
Cincinnati, where Brian Kelly's house is priced to move. #BeatCincy
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Cincinnati...
Home of the reds.
by The 25314 on Nov 9, 2009 5:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Cincinnati....
where Mountaineer fans can get out of town early, following a quick first half that leaves no one in doubt as to what that ‘bearcat’ is having for lunch.
by bearcats on Nov 10, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Cincinnati…
where apparently the one bearcat fan isn’t funny.
by The 25314 on Nov 10, 2009 4:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Classic.
His joke? Not so much.
by Dr. Charley West on Nov 10, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Comment made by myself to a friend while watching the Uconn/Cinci game:
“You’re looking at a stadium full of buckeye’s without tickets to the Penn State game today”
Anyone recall the kid Marty Gilyard smooshed after he went into the stands during a game at Nippert last year? Anyone remember what he was wearing on his head?
by Q-tip Motha on Nov 9, 2009 6:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Cincinnati . . .
Almost 8 years without a race riot
by psyche on Nov 9, 2009 6:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
WOW
Hicks from West Virginia are honestly talking crap about Cincinnati? you Ugly motherfuckers better look in the mirror to see something real ugly. Cant wait till our offense shreds your piss-ass defense.
by harveyismyboy on Nov 10, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Keep Calling Down The Thunder....
…love your coach. He’ll look good at Notre Dame.
by JP Fanshawe on Nov 10, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
A team beats you two times in HISTORY...
…and suddenly they are very full of themselves. Karma is a bitch. West Virginia is a program. Cincinnati is Brian Kelly.
by Dr. Charley West on Nov 10, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's not manbearpig....or a bearcat...
It’s a liger. It’s pretty much my favorite animal.
by wvdiehard on Nov 9, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahahaha! OMG! spot on....
God Bless America
WVUD
by WVUD on Nov 9, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oooohhhh....
That was COLD! Does bear a resemblance, though!
by JP Fanshawe on Nov 9, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t even have a joke, anyone who’s been to nippert knows that words aren’t needed. I literally saw two bums fist fight in the middle of a 4 lane road last time I was there.
by The 25314 on Nov 9, 2009 10:44 PM EST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
When we were leaving the game two years ago, we saw a cop and asked him what there was to do. His replay was, “And not get robbed?”
by jim_e25 on Nov 10, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Cincinnati...
…we don’t do new. If you want new, cross the bridge into Kentucky.
…our unofficial nickname is “porkopolis.” Some say it was because of the bacon factories, some say it was because of the political dollars coming home, but really….it is because we have a shitload of FAT people.
…we tried to be Pittsburgh, but they got clean.
…our 7-Elevens are called United Dairy Farmers, or UDF’s. Ice Cream and Cheese at any hour of the night. Fat people, anyone?
…our chili is cinnamon-flavored!
…the stadium is only a couple miles from downtown, but take a cab, because the distance between is one of the five worst hoods in America! How about a little adventure…try walkng it!
…and lastly, we brought you two of the most disgusting humans ever: Bill Cunningham and Jerry Springer!
by JP Fanshawe on Nov 9, 2009 10:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
We don't do new?
Only thing new we do is 10 – 0
by bearcats on Nov 13, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I want to make a joke here so bad,
but the man-bear-pig and Liger are so perfect, it’s impossible for me to attempt to top those
by WVUIE97 on Nov 10, 2009 10:27 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! “Is that Rita Rodriguez?” Possibly the funniest goddam thing I ever saw written on this blog(no offense Charley). Q-tip thanks bro for getting me out of my Mountaineer funk.
by EatSchmittPitt35 on Nov 10, 2009 12:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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