Best Of WBGV: OOOOOOOOO W-V-U (clap) FIRST DOWN!!

I've heard through the grape vine that last night during HCBS Call-In Show that there was a mention of MY idea to change the First Down cheer. I would like to congratulate myself for being a true revolutionary. I feel as if I was molded in the image of the greatest revolutionary in American history, Hugh Hefner.

I give you boobs, ass, and great articles, just like Hef. So help me and the other revolutionaries out there to change the first down cheer. It is simple and I don't even care if you are too drunk to point in the right direction, just do this...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO W-V-U (clap) First Down

If people around you are not receptive to this change, physically force them to do this cheer by placing your hand on their throat until they listen. See, there is a simple violent solution to every problem

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